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    Full Member clyderose's Avatar
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    November 29th, 2005
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    Smile Motherhood :)
    Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as
    he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

    He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

    When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
    wearing a long flowing white robe.

    "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my

    The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

    Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much
    to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me
    back straight away".

    St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We
    can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devasted, but knowing
    there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.

    A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around
    pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange
    feeling welling up inside him.

    The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how
    are you enjoying your first day here?"

    "It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling
    inside like I'm about to explode".

    "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
    laid an egg before".

    "Never" replies Brian

    "Well just relax and let it happen"

    And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
    out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and
    his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the
    first time.

    When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
    overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had happened to him... ever!!!

    The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he
    felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting
    "Brian, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting the bed"

    All those who enjoyed the joke help me out with this please

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    December 18th, 2005
    Lol. Disgusting, but funny.

    Sorry, can't help with your coupon question.
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
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    OMG too funny!

    Loving Everyone's Child Creates Magic

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    Full Member clyderose's Avatar
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    November 29th, 2005
    In the Green Country
    @ R World thankz for trying

    @ rexanne haha yeah it was one of the few good jokes i came acorss recently

    @ everybody no need to help me out with the coupon question brians done the needful.

    have a blast

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