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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Irish daughter LOL Good one!
    An Irish daughter had not been home for more than 5 years. Upon her return, her father yelled at her:

    "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?"

    The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a
    prostitute...."

    "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

    "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million.

    For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the
    sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

    "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

    Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniffle."

    "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
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    That is a very good one Rexanne.

    The only sad thing about it is there are some people in this world who really are like that (both protestants and catholics, islam, budhist, you name the religion they are all the same)
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon

    The only sad thing about it is there are some people in this world who really are like that (both protestants and catholics, islam, budhist, you name the religion they are all the same)
    Probably what makes the joke so funny.
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    LOL good one..
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    Oh, and a fine pour of Guinness would be a great embellishment for that joke.
    Funny, funny, funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ecomcity
    The gifts from a labor of love sure rounded off the rough edges...
    LOL, sounds like somebody didn't get the joke, LOL.

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    wat am i doing here? im gonna become a prostitute hahaha........... Im Kiddin.

    but yeah all people, all races .... all one... religions just seem to add to the divide.
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