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    The Love Dress
    A woman stopped by at her recently-married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
    answered.

    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed!

    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

    "Love dress? But you're naked!"

    "My husband loves me to wear this 'dress'," she explained. "Every time he
    sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic. He can't get enough
    of me."

    The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put
    on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on
    the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.

    He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
    "What are you doing?" he asked.

    "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

    "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

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    Male version = The 1 button suit.

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