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    another blonde joke
    My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway the other day just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."


    She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant. I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and said to her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she responded, "Oh, honey, There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"


    Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She answered,....

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    "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    funny one

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