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    What's the worst pun you ever made up?
    It seems that at ABW Cinco de Mayo is actually pun day.

    So, here's an informal contest. If there are enough entries I'll turn it into a poll later to see who wins the honors of submitting the "Biggest Groaner." But remember, it has to be original, okay?

    Let the punning begin!

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    Troll Killer and best Snooper!
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    Jimmy Carter Pun
    Okay, here's mine.

    A commercial promoting Jimmy Carter's Presidential candidacy came on the TV. It had a brief biographical blurb and some down-homey photos of him. I watched, I pondered and then I blurted out, "WELL I GUESS HE WAS A GOOBER-NATURIAL CANDIDATE IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE."

    I was drunk at the time. Bad puns created while drunk are well, stinkier than the norm. (We need a P.U. smiley.)

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    Bad puns created while drunk are well, stinkier than the norm. (We need a P.U. smiley.)
    If you want to use this smiley ---->

    You have to type p u k e (join the letters first, so it shows the vomiting smiley.)

    It's just like the pop corn smiley:

    Some of the old smilies, only show up by typing the name of the.gif alone.


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    o.k. well I don't know if this counts as a pun but more like a bad oneliner.
    Don't anybody get offended please it is just meant in good humor:

    What do you get when you squeeze an Indian?
















    Engine Oil!! (pronounced injun oil....i'm part hillbilly/native american...its true.)



    o.k. I'm running and hiding now ....sorry....it is my original bad joke.
    Suz~~GearGirl~~

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    It's where Jewish cowboys raise cattle.

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    Down south we have a saying.... Its not the heat, its the stupidity.

    Does that count?

    My favorite Shakespear quote "The penis mightier than the sword"
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