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May 13th, 2006, 07:56 PM #1Stupid joke but made me chuckle :-)
A koala is sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint. A small lizard walks past, looks up and says,
"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala says,
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the small lizard climbs up and they smoke a joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and goes to get a drink from the river. But he is sooo stoned that he leans too far over and falls in.
A crocodile sees this, swims over and helps the lizard out to the side and asks,
"What the hellís the matter with you?"
The lizard explains he was sitting in a tree smoking a joint with the koala, got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile decides he has to check this out, so he walks into the rain forest and finds the the koala sitting in the tree. He looks up and says,
the koala looks down at him and says,
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink!!?"
May 13th, 2006, 10:49 PM #2
That get's my vote for best joke ever on ABW, actaully made me laugh out. No offence to anyone else who's posted a joke, but Rexanne's is better.
May 13th, 2006, 10:56 PM #3Originally Posted by markschok
May 14th, 2006, 02:00 AM #4
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