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    Any good Fart Merchants?
    I see fart stuff in CJ under individual products, but I need a fart web site that sells nothing but fart stuff like fart t-shirts, fart spray, whoppee cushions, etc.

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    Go check at Shareasale.

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    frigen loveit what other job could such a question be serious?

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    what other job could such a question be serious?
    And taken seriously, enough to give replies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by webworker
    Go check at Shareasale.
    i just signed up over there. I shall take a look!

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    with answers found....

    opps no gas merchants on SAS
    Last edited by mrbshouse; May 16th, 2006 at 11:31 PM. Reason: nothing stinky at SAS

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    I didn't see ant fart merchants in shareasale

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    check orientaltrading at linkshare....they should have the stuff your looking for

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    Search for "thegag.com" on SAS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by melty
    I see fart stuff in CJ under individual products, but I need a fart web site that sells nothing but fart stuff like fart t-shirts, fart spray, whoppee cushions, etc.
    SandraR??? Are you back in disguise??? lololol. No? Just someone else that likes farts huh?
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    I think I'm working too hard....
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    Isn't there a company that allows you to design t-shirts?? You could design a whole batch of originals. CafePress I think (not sure tho) is set up for it. They have a forum here if you want to check it out. Wow..an entire site dedicated to flatulence... oh well.. whatever blows your skirt up! (so to speak...)
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    I'll sell you my farts in bottles. With designer labels and certificates of authenticity.
    Interested?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimberly
    I'll sell you my farts in bottles. With designer labels and certificates of authenticity.
    Interested?
    gotta be holograms

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    Quote Originally Posted by loxly
    SandraR??? Are you back in disguise??? lololol. No? Just someone else that likes farts huh?
    Farts =

    Other than that...I don't 'like' them...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimberly
    I'll sell you my farts in bottles. With designer labels and certificates of authenticity.
    Interested?
    The scary thing is there is a super-niche market for that...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by melty
    The scary thing is there is a super-niche market for that...lol

    heheh yea as soon as I read that post I thought, "I can make a killing on eBay selling her farts in a bottle."

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    Prank Place at Kolimbo has worked for me in the past.
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    check orientaltrading at linkshare
    I used to sell high end art work to the gentleman that owns that outfit when I was a gallery girl in santa fe- nice guy out of Nebraska of all places....past life...

    My son just barted (as he puts it) Maybe I can capture those kiddie barts and sell them on ebay...
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    I think that stupid.com (through SAS) has a few things that would fit perfectly with a fart site .... like butt face soap, pooping penguin - rabbit or piggy candy, a fanny bank that toots when you drop change in, toilet bowl lip gloss ... and a few other things that are sure to fit well.
    http://www.stupid.com/stat/POOO.html
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    I would like a merchant like this: http://www.fartmart.com

    But more organized...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesignerWiz
    I think that stupid.com (through SAS) has a few things that would fit perfectly with a fart site .... like butt face soap, pooping penguin - rabbit or piggy candy, a fanny bank that toots when you drop change in, toilet bowl lip gloss ... and a few other things that are sure to fit well.
    http://www.stupid.com/stat/POOO.html
    hahahaha...this is FUNNY


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    I'm surprised the grandaddy of all these sites doesn't have a program

    http://www.archiemcphee.com

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    Speaking of Farts.

    People just love to Fart in Public now a days.

    I had a early flight from JFK to LAX and I was chilling in the Admirals club when they announce first class is bording so I get up and start to head for the gate. there is a man about 10 feet in front of me and while he was walking I hear "POP POP POOOOP POP" at first I am like is it his shoe? Then a few seconds later the same thing. I in my New York loud voice I said DUDE DID YOU JUST FART he turned around his face was red and he just walked away faster. Sad thing is the dude freaken was sitting in front of me the entire flight to LA. Thankfully he did not fart.

    Then on my flight from LAX to SEA when I arrived in SEA i went to the potty at the baggage claim and I am in the middle. the dude next to me farts. I look to the guy to my left and say. Did this dude just fart and we both started to laugh.

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    Well...we don't have "fart" tshirts per se, but we do have two costumes:

    Dutch Oven Can of Beans and Woopie cushion

    Both shown here: http://www.buycostumes.com/searchres...?Keywords=fart

    We also have S#$% costumes - that's right...pieces of s@#% in costume. Hard to explain, just check it out: http://www.buycostumes.com/searchres...?Keywords=shit

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