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    Lawyers always know the answer first.
    Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if
    they aren't prepared for the answer...

    In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting
    attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the
    stand.

    He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you
    know me?" She responded,
    "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known
    since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment
    me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them
    behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains
    to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
    paper-pusher. Yes, I know you."

    The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do,
    he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense
    attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley
    since he ;was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking
    problem.He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice
    is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his
    wife with three different women. One of them was your wife.Yes, I know him."

    The defense attorney almost died.
    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in very quiet
    voice, said, "Neither of you bastards better ask her if she knows me!"

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopie Nubert
    Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if
    they aren't prepared for the answer...

    In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting
    attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the
    stand.

    He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you
    know me?" She responded,
    "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known
    since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment
    me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them
    behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains
    to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
    paper-pusher. Yes, I know you."

    The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do,
    he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense
    attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley
    since he ;was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking
    problem.He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice
    is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his
    wife with three different women. One of them was your wife.Yes, I know him."

    The defense attorney almost died.
    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in very quiet
    voice, said, "Neither of you bastards better ask her if she knows me!"

    LOL LOL - LOVE it!
    Peace,

    Rexanne

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