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May 17th, 2006, 08:59 PM #1
Lawyers always know the answer first.
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Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if
they aren't prepared for the answer...
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting
attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you
know me?" She responded,
"Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment
me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains
to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper-pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense
attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley
since he ;was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking
problem.He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice
is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his
wife with three different women. One of them was your wife.Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in very quiet
voice, said, "Neither of you bastards better ask her if she knows me!"
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May 17th, 2006, 09:47 PM #2Originally Posted by Poopie NubertPeace,
Loving Everyone's Child Creates Magic