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    CJU 2006 Call for Speaker Proposal
    "Have you always dreamed of speaking at CJU? Now is your chance! CJU 2006 will be hosted at Fess Parkerís DoubleTree Resort in sunny Santa Barbara, California from September 17-19, 2006. The deadline for speaker proposal submissions is June 16, 2006.

    Click here to find out more and submit your proposal."


    I suggest that Mr Coley submit a paper entitled "My thoughts on the LMI and what CJ should do with it".
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    "Have you always dreamed of speaking at CJU? Now is your chance!"

    What, didn't you know? It's every boy and girl's dream to grow up and speak at CJU! My goodness, with the recent things happening, I'm surprised they're not tearing down the doors to speak at such a prestigious place....
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    I'm holding out for an honorarium and a PhD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by La_Valette
    I suggest that Mr Coley submit a paper entitled "My thoughts on the LMI and what CJ should do with it".
    I think we all know the chances of something like that getting accepted.
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    What do you think the chances are that oilman and/or webguerilla will be invited back?

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    Maybe we could chip in and hire Stephen Colbert and have him prentend to be Jeremy Palmer.

    We could submit a phoney white paper titled "They've never missed or been late on a payment. And their reporting always adds up."

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    I haven't heard these stories.

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    I think we should all pitch in to send Mike and a pro DJ with some phat beats.

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    I should polish up Charlie's resume and speaking engagement fee structure.
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    I have a proposal for CJ. I was going to mail them the text file, but I think I'll send it in Javascript instead...
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    Nominations for the following to step up and submit their applications:

    Haiko D
    Kellie (Swamp Mother)
    Andy R.
    Ben E
    Michael C

    or any other no spin speaker.

    My Poop for the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopie Nubert
    Nominations for the following to step up and submit their applications:

    Haiko D
    Kellie (Swamp Mother)
    Andy R.
    Ben E
    Michael C

    or any other no spin speaker.

    My Poop for the day
    Poop,

    Thanks for the nomination ... I strongly doubt they will have me speak on their behalf. I have moved more merchants "off" CJ in a year than they have naturally lost.....

    I will invite them to my seminar though, not that they will come.....but they can have two seats if they choose to attend. Come and meet us folks in the trenches ...

    Thanks again my friend...
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    I'd go in a heartbeat but would prefer Mike C. to speak and I'll rout for him from the peanut gallery. Afterwards, if needed, I'll get up and verbally bonk the CJUers in the head.
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    Thanks for the recommendations, but I'm a much better writing than a speaker. I get way too nervous when I speak and every other word tends to be "um", "er", "uh", etc. Writing, I can take my time, go back and clarify things, organize a bit better, research to make sure you're accurate, look through notes, and just not post it if the end result sounds too stupid. You can't do that when you're speaking.
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    You write, I speak, we kick some A, all win.
    Continued Success,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haiko de Poel, Jr.
    You write, I speak, we kick some A, all win.
    You beat me to it!!! I read Michael's post and was going say exactly what you said. I can be the one cheering from the peanut gallery... if they would let me in that is...

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    Whoever speaks should take the opportunity to make all kinds of bad jokes about the benefits of "not sticking to the script"...
    Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -- Homer Simpson

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