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    ABW Ambassador Sam Bay's Avatar
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    You're not ABWer if...
    - you never read a post by Rexanne
    - you still read a post by Ecomcity Mike, in its entirety
    - Andy was not able to get you join to at least one of his programs
    - you haven't posted at the "cancel"thread
    - you don't type the word work as "w*rk" or job as "j*b"

    continue...

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    -- you still believe CJ is a 'trusted third party'

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Cute, Sam.

    - You haven't yet figured out that Leader is female
    - You're female and don't have a crush on TrustNo1
    - You haven't yet figured out to trust Ssanf
    - You haven't yet realized that ChetF is a good guy
    - You don't check in at least once a day to see what your virtual family's up to
    Peace,

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    - you confuse Haiko with haiku
    - your home page isn't forum.abestweb.com
    - you are sick as a dog and you still come here to see whats going on with the rest of the family
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    ABW Ambassador MeeMaw's Avatar
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    I must not be an ABWer cause I have no idea what you are talking about. Then again, I never do.

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    lol, my post makes no sense now.... lol....
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    Full Member markschok's Avatar
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    You're not ABWer if you've never checked Mike's site to see what all the fuss is about.
    You're not ABWer if you've never replied to a really old post and dreged up an ancient thread.

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    You're not an old old abw'er, if you don't

    1. wonder what happend to the poons
    2. miss jasonco's grammar and spelling

    (and yes no matter how sick I am, I still check here every day to see how eveyone is)

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    2005 Linkshare Golden Link Award Winner  ecomcity's Avatar
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    Your not an ABWer if.....
    you post CJ tracking isn't effected by server snafu's and believe your own tripe.
    you copy any part of EcomCity.com and expect to make any real money
    you think Adwhore is an enduring term
    you think Charlie is a comic book character or some cookie stuffing blackhat affiliate
    you don't get excited when you find a sale over 500.00 show in reports ... and not worry it will get reversed
    you expect to find or read a "SAL" post without smilies
    you think contectual advertising is the greatest thing since sliced bread
    you don't look at "first" posts as anything more then spam attempts
    you think Haiko is the name of some exotic board game
    you think Webmaster Mike" will adopt some quick money making scheme based upon cookies
    Webmaster's... Mike and Charlie

    "What have you done today to put real value into a referral click...from a shoppers viewpoint!"

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    ABW Ambassador purplebear's Avatar
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    Awwwhhh now I don't feel so bad. lol You've been a member longer than me and I don't understand some of the things mentioned either. lol

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    Affiliate Marketing Consultant Andy Rodriguez's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Bay
    - Andy was not able to get you join to at least one of his programs
    continue...
    Sam, only one?

    Your are leaving tons of cash on the table for others to pick up man, join them all....


    Your not an ABWer if.....

    - You don't know who Fred "the professor" was ...
    - You don't know the first merchant on ABW was TigerDirect ...
    - You don't know Haiko's favorite drink is ...
    - You are not subscribed to at least 30 threads ...
    - You think parasites are some bug in your dog ...
    - You have never talked to "Charlie and Mike" on the phone ...
    - You have never closed the bars down in Vegas with fellow ABW'rs ...

    and lastly....

    - You have never collected a "ARC $10.00 CAB" ...
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    ....if you have never taken special time out of your vacation to log in and post.
    ...if your significant other does not know what a parasite is
    ...if your significant other does not know of at least three people from ABW with whom you communicate regularly.


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    Troll Killer and best Snooper!
    I decide when the pigs fly!
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    ...you haven't seen at least one photo of Rhea's dogs.

    (Hey, did I mention that Dood turned 2 years old on Friday?)

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    - You don't regularly wish member's pets happy birthday

    Happy Birthday Dood!!
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ecomcity
    Your not an ABWer if.....
    you copy any part of EcomCity.com and expect to make any real money
    you think Adwhore is an enduring term
    LOL Mike!
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    ABW Ambassador Greg Rice's Avatar
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    ...you don't miss Haiko, hope he's well and wish he'd come back in full force soon

    As for the parasite part, I don't think my significant other truly understands what they are but she does know it really gets me worked up and she can't understnad why. One time, during one of my rants about parasties, she giggled. Seems, she was reminded of a line by Rodney Dangerfield that made her think of me "He really seems to care. About what, I have no idea." So, I'm good on most of these but don't know if I'll ever conquer the parasite one with my wife.
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    ...if you don't know about "Even Ron".
    ...If you don't remember (and despise) InfoPoop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    - You haven't yet realized that ChetF is a good guy
    LOL! I'm sloooowly working on that one. Haha. I must say I don't think I have come across anyone who is more concerened with what is being presented to his fellow ABW'ers then Chet. I can applaud that... ...see.
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    - you think Haiko is a mispelling of japanese form of poetry (there maybe NOW my way above post will make sense)

    - you don't go on vacation without posting it because if you go offline for a week your PM box will fill up because your "family" will wonder where you are

    - you feel alone in the affiliate marketing world
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    You don't shop for toilet paper online

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    2005 Linkshare Golden Link Award Winner  ecomcity's Avatar
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    You don't shop for toilet paper online
    Guess the non-ABWers are forced to use sheets from the eBook peddlers
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by loxly

    - you feel alone in the affiliate marketing world
    Perfect :-)
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    ABW Ambassador Paul_Ward's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by loxly
    - you think Haiko is a mispelling of japanese form of poetry
    I thought that for AGES, glad I'm not the only one.

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    ABW Ambassador MeeMaw's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by purplebear
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    Awwwhhh now I don't feel so bad. lol You've been a member longer than me and I don't understand some of the things mentioned either. lol
    I lurked for a long time too.

    Some of these people are downright vicious so you have to feel the place out first.

    j/k

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    True ABWers remember the CJ forum and we laugh! HA! Take that CJ! Ha, on you!
    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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