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    Most ridiculous pick up lines?
    Just for fun, today we went around the office asking the women here for the most ridiculous pick up lines they've ever heard from a member of the opposite sex. I posted them over at the Share Results blog, too, and I think you'll agree the results were quite humorous:


    “Do you have a quarter? Because I told my mom I’d call her when I met the girl of my dreams.” (said to Saira)

    “Well, aren’t you just a tall glass of cool water!” (said to Julia)

    “I’m new in town and can’t find my way around; could I have directions to your place?” (said to Susan)

    “Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!” (Susan again)

    “You’re really sexy, but not like in a Paris Hilton way - more like in a well-rounded way.” (said to Amanda)

    “I love a British accent on a woman!” (said to Nicky, who is Australian)

    “You’re a lucky man!” (said by an intoxicated homeless man to Daniel as he walked down the street with Sarah-Jane after work one day)

    So let's hear your best/worst/weirdest pick up lines, ladies! I guess the guys are allowed to participate too.
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    "Nice, ummmm, [hesitation; staring at breasts].......SHOES! Yeah, that's it! Nice shoes!"
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    I just say Hello but:

    “I love a British accent on a woman!”

    I do think I might have an accent kink.

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    Fun thread!


    I heard a great one a few weeks ago. Man who'd taken 1 too many blue pills comes up and asks me "Hey baby....can I buy you a drink of water?"

    Who the heck charges for water?
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    "You must be worn out, because you've been runnin around in my head all day!"

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    "your so fine you can make a dead man ****" the guy that said it was so gross it made me ill...
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    "I'm gonna play you like I play my bass ..."

    Damn fine bass player, too.
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    Let's see....

    You gotta love a guy that offers to buy you a beer on $.25 draw night.

    Said at 10pm.... "would you like to have breakfast together?" - to which you can reply, "Sure, what time do you want to pick me up?"

    "Do I know you from somewhere? Oh, my dreams... that's right"



    Sort of on the same topic. I only had the nerve to use it once (when I was well intoxicated) When a guy asks to buy you a drink that seems like a total slimeball.

    Him: "Hey baby doll, can I buy you a drink?"
    Me: "No, but can I have the money anyway?"

    I got called a nasty name, but it was worth it.

    Sheri

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    Fortunately, I live in Vegas... where these are all considered priceless gems (to the right woman) - so I'll try them out later

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    I think this was a come on
    Guys says in a bar:

    I gotta joke for you. Knock knock

    I say who's there?

    He says Emerson

    I say Emerson who?

    He says Emerson some tits you have there

    He didn't look so great wearing my screwdriver....

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    Oh dear - he should have known better!
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    Best reply:
    "So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait."

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    I heard kind of a cute one on the radio this morning....

    "Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie to my diary tonight?"

    I'm ashamed to admit it, but back in the day, I might have actually fallen for that one.

    Sheri

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    When I was in college I heard a few good ones. My friend actually used this on a girl at the bar and surprisingly he got her phone number.

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    I think the alcohol helped on that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrustNo1
    I think the alcohol helped on that one
    I think it helped both of them... I still tell him that she took pity on him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Ward
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    "So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait."
    Love this! LOL!
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    To a cute looking waitress, "Do you take orders to go?"

    "Sure."

    "Well get your coat and let's go. That's an order."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beachy
    To a cute looking waitress, "Do you take orders to go?"

    "Sure."

    "Well get your coat and let's go. That's an order."

    Cute, but the guy'd best be WAAAAAAAAAY hot to try to pull this one off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    Cute, but the guy'd best be WAAAAAAAAAY hot to try to pull this one off.
    Maybe - Maybe not - Remember you're very, very lonely and bored.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurgerBoy
    Maybe - Maybe not - Remember you're very, very lonely and bored.
    Yes BB but I'm still VERY VERY discriminating
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    Yes BB but I'm still VERY VERY discriminating
    They have to be alive????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurgerBoy
    They have to be alive????????
    Usually but necrophilia has it's advantages ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    Usually but necrophilia has it's advantages ...
    And how do you know????????

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