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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    Man Laws
    I got a chuckle from this site, which displays the existing Miller Brewing commercials, as well as an opportunity to add to or read new "Man Laws"....
    also includes an apportunity to try out for one of their commercials, let's get an ABWer on there!

    www.manlaws.com

    Only one I came up with was something like this:

    Quiche Should Never Be Offered As Tailgate Food - Tailgate food should require killing something, or at least a healthy dose of grease. Ripping or tearing apart of the food item with teeth or fingers is also a bonus.

    So, what "Man Laws" can you come up with?
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    LOL - funny stuff.
    Peace,

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    Tailgate food should result in gas for those who ate it. That provides entertainment for after the game!

    EC, good to see you. Haven't seen you around in some time.


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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    Hiya UncleScooter, I'll be around a bit more now, been short on time the last two months.
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    How is it that a tailgater will always consume a minimum of a six-pack before he realizes that the nearest bathroom is a mile away?

    The flavor of tailgate food is directly proportional to the amount of methane it will produce.
    Terrie
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    Game Day Exercises. The following moves will count as exercise on game days . Instructions: complete each move at least once during the game (helps if you're for a winning team). Repeat as necessary. If you're feeling really zealous, wow your friends with combinations!

    a)single fist pump in the air
    b)two-fisted pump in the air
    c)two-fisted pump in the air and a single butt lift off the couch, return to sitting position
    d)single butt lift off the couch and chest bump closest buddy in the room, return to sitting position
    e)fist clench and elbow slide to the back
    f)fist clench and elbow slide to the back accompanied by one knee up (may want to try this one before the beer kicks in)

    Don't forget: to feel more manly while doing this workout you must yell/growl things like, "YEAH!!", and "GRRRRR!!!", and most of all...swear a whole lot!

    MAN LAW!

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