Results 1 to 6 of 6
June 19th, 2006, 02:29 PM #1Man Laws
I got a chuckle from this site, which displays the existing Miller Brewing commercials, as well as an opportunity to add to or read new "Man Laws"....
also includes an apportunity to try out for one of their commercials, let's get an ABWer on there!
Only one I came up with was something like this:
Quiche Should Never Be Offered As Tailgate Food - Tailgate food should require killing something, or at least a healthy dose of grease. Ripping or tearing apart of the food item with teeth or fingers is also a bonus.
So, what "Man Laws" can you come up with?Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.
June 19th, 2006, 05:49 PM #2
LOL - funny stuff.Peace,
Loving Everyone's Child Creates Magic
June 19th, 2006, 06:28 PM #3
- Join Date
- January 18th, 2005
Tailgate food should result in gas for those who ate it. That provides entertainment for after the game!
EC, good to see you. Haven't seen you around in some time.
June 30th, 2006, 07:46 AM #4
Hiya UncleScooter, I'll be around a bit more now, been short on time the last two months.Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.
July 12th, 2006, 04:37 PM #5
How is it that a tailgater will always consume a minimum of a six-pack before he realizes that the nearest bathroom is a mile away?
The flavor of tailgate food is directly proportional to the amount of methane it will produce.Terrie
Moonbeam Mega Mall
July 13th, 2006, 12:21 AM #6
Game Day Exercises. The following moves will count as exercise on game days . Instructions: complete each move at least once during the game (helps if you're for a winning team). Repeat as necessary. If you're feeling really zealous, wow your friends with combinations!
a)single fist pump in the air
b)two-fisted pump in the air
c)two-fisted pump in the air and a single butt lift off the couch, return to sitting position
d)single butt lift off the couch and chest bump closest buddy in the room, return to sitting position
e)fist clench and elbow slide to the back
f)fist clench and elbow slide to the back accompanied by one knee up (may want to try this one before the beer kicks in)
Don't forget: to feel more manly while doing this workout you must yell/growl things like, "YEAH!!", and "GRRRRR!!!", and most of all...swear a whole lot!
By jennyr in forum Affiliate Tax LawsReplies: 1Last Post: October 5th, 2011, 11:27 PM
By onecrazymom in forum Business & Legal IssuesReplies: 10Last Post: June 1st, 2008, 10:28 PM
By mobilebadboy in forum Virtual Family and Off-TopicReplies: 4Last Post: November 7th, 2007, 05:33 PM
By Rexanne in forum Virtual Family and Off-TopicReplies: 5Last Post: March 13th, 2006, 02:00 PM
By ecomcity in forum Virtual Family and Off-TopicReplies: 5Last Post: April 2nd, 2004, 08:25 AM