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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2006 18:18:24 -0400
    From: xxxx
    Subject: Link Exchange Request
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    Dear Webmaster,



    We are writing to request a mutually beneficial link exchange between your website and ours (www.xxx.com). In our research, it appears that we have significant subject matter in common. xxx draws over 6,000 unique worldwide visitors per day and many would find your website just as interesting as ours.



    Please reply as soon as possible and we will include your link in our ‘links’ page.



    For your reference, the html code for our link is:



    xxxxxxxxxx


    Thank you,

    xxxx
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    From: SSanf
    Sent: Monday, July 24, 2006 8:13 PM
    To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Subject: Re: Link Exchange Request



    How interesting.

    Which of my 50 or so sites were you refering to, or don't you even know?


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    From: xxxxxxxxxxx
    To: SSanf
    Subject: RE: Link Exchange Request
    Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2006 20:13:56 -0400

    I was hoping you could answer that question.

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    From: SSanf
    Sent: Monday, July 24, 2006 9:27 PM
    To: xxxxxx
    Subject: RE: Link Exchange Request



    LOL!!!

    Good try. Next time I think you should actually look at the sites before requesting an exchange.

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    From: xxxxxxxxxxx
    To: SSanf
    Subject: RE: Link Exchange Request
    Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2006

    I am so sorry I insulted your beautiful sites. They will not be disturbed again.

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    From: SSanf
    Sent: Monday, July 24, 2006 11:14 PM
    To: xxxxx
    Subject: RE: Link Exchange Request



    I am trying to give you a clue that when you write and say, "it appears that we have significant subject matter in common," it would be wise to at least know the URL of the site that you claim to have subject matter in common with.

    How do you know that there is anything in common? It sure isn't from any knowledge of my sites. Or, if it is, there is nothing what-so-ever in your missive that implies that this is anything more than spam.

    No one appreciates cattle call spamming link requests. I don't know how you got it but, remove my e-mail from your list and do not sell it to any other party.



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    From: xxxxxxxxxxx
    To: SSanf
    Subject: RE: Link Exchange Request
    Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2006

    A link exchange request is not spam. I am not soliciting anything. It is merely an offer to exchange our links in a mutually beneficial way.



    Being that the proposition is a mutually beneficial one, this creates incentive for you to burn one calorie in scanning you memory as to which one of your sites is remotely relevant.



    If you were not up to such an arduous task, logic would dictate that you wouldn’t waste more energy explaining why you will not devote the required effort.


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    From: SSanf
    Sent: Monday, July 24, 2006 11:14 PM
    To: xxxxx
    Subject: RE: Link Exchange Request


    Oh, give me a break! You sent out a spam e-mail pretending to know that our sites had something in common when you don't even know any of my sites. It was not only spam, it was also a scam. You tried to deceive me into believing something that is not true and pretended knowledge that you do not have.

    Do you think I would exchange links with someone who has blatantly tried to deceive me in their e-mail?

    If you DID know one darned thing about my sites you would know that I only exchange links with other sites that I personally own.

    I suggest that if you are going to send out such e-mails, you get off your lazy butt and actually go look at the sites you intend to approach instead of trying to mislead people into thinking that you have seen their sites. Next time, know not only the URL of the site but also tell exactly what you think you have in common with the site you are soliciting.


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    From: xxxxxxxxxxx
    To: SSanf
    Subject: RE: Link Exchange Request
    Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2006 00:46:25 -0400

    You’re gay.

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    classic... lol. When all else fails...
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    Hilarious!
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    Millionaire on training wheels Justdoit's Avatar
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    Best chuckle I've had in a long time..

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    Too funny...

    And, I must admit, that thread title got my attention quickly, Sandra (started worrying about you)...

    Hey, maybe he/she meant that that "you're gay" (as in "you're happy", "you're one happy person, knowing what you're doing/saying, and I envy you")?!

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    Not that there's anything wrong with that....
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    lol, I haven't heard that since highschool
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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noth
    Not that there's anything wrong with that....
    Right!

    The level of intelligence in the remark speaks for itself.
    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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    Very funny.... I can't believe someone actually said that to you.
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    I was quoting a Seinfeld episode, but there really isn't anything wrong with being gay anyhow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noth
    I was quoting a Seinfeld episode, but there really isn't anything wrong with being gay anyhow
    Totally nothing wrong - everyone is created equal.

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    Wow!!! Classic!

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    That is hilarious. I think the only correct responses for that are:


    I know you are, but what am I?

    OR

    I am rubber and you are glue whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.


    OR Maybe if you said:

    Uh-uh, you could elicit a yah-huh.


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    HAHAHAHA!

    So...did you uhhh...exchange links with him??

    lol.
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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    So far, I find myself unable to burn one calorie in scanning my memory as to which one of my sites is remotely relevant.

    LOL!!!
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    LOL!
    You can sure tell it when a mentally-10 year old runs out of arguments!

    This line is also somehow funny, but yet irksome at the same time:
    I am so sorry I insulted your beautiful sites. They will not be disturbed again.
    If he'd even read your response beyond a cursory scan, he'd have known you were't saying your sites were insulted!

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    "I'm Gay!"

    I didn't read any of the thread since I'm so busy but so what? You're still Ssanf and that's alright with me. I could care less about a person's sexual orientation, religion, political party, skin color whatever. I take each person on an individual basis.

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    I thought it "takes one to know one"

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    LOL!! I can see a set up coming! Trust plans to have fun with this one!
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    Don't worry about him. He's Gay.

    I am too, but only on Tuesdays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by markschok
    I thought it "takes one to know one"
    I prefer the "I know you are but what am I!?" comback myself.
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    I can't believe someone would DARE try to pretend that they LOOKED without doing it. And then insult YOU when You call them on it. How do they think they are going to get anyone to link to them. This looks like the easiest way to Guarantee that NOBODY will exchange links with you. Even though I do use a form letter when I ask for a link exchange I do take the time to ONLY ask on sites that I have taken the time to LOOK at. I mean really. It should only take a few seconds to look it over and say OOOPS no this is not for me. If you think it might be for you it might take a few minutes to make sure and if you just did a few sites a day you would get much better results without wasting any time in having to type up those stupid 4th grade responses.
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    My fav gay quotes.
    "I'm not gay, I just help them out when they're busy"
    "I'm not gay, but I've slept with a guy who is"

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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    Here is a good article about requesting links.
    http://www.clickz.com/showPage.html?page=831971
    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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