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    CPA Network Rep Jon@Fluxads's Avatar
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    Arrow Test for SMART people
    Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you all qualify.



    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
    whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
    answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
    UNTIL you have answered the question!



    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?























    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
    close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
    things in an overly complicated way.







    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?































    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
    refrigerator?


    Wrong Answer.


    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
    the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
    through the repercussions of your previous actions.






















    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
    attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?



























    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
    You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

    Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
    you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.





    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
    you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?





















    Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
    been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
    Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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    Woo Hoo! I got the last two right. I'm as smart as a preschooler!

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Duhhhhhhhhhh - I'm an idiot
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    Jonathan has too much time on his hands today.... lol....
    (I'm not saying how I did on the test.... doh..)
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    CPA Network Rep Jon@Fluxads's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by loxly
    Jonathan has too much time on his hands today.... lol....
    (I'm not saying how I did on the test.... doh..)



    shhhhh....don't tell my boss that. lol.

    Yea, I kind of dropped the ball on this little test as well...who puts a giraffe in a refrigerator anyhow?!?
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    Wow .... my b/f got one right and laughed at me because of what I said the answer should have been ... (which I am not saying what it was that was so funny) ...
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    I got the first three but answered the fourth, take the elephant out of the fridge and rid him across. Next time I ask my 6 year old to help.

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    I got the last one right...
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    0 for 4.

    Man I am a caveman sometimes...

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    OOOPS just realized was an old POST, LOL GethsemeneRose's Avatar
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    After I missed the first one I understood the "nature of the quizz" and got the rest right but then again I am constantly being told I think like a 4 year old.
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    Only got the last 2 right....must be getting old

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    I thought the questions were mutually exclusive of each other. But, I actually got the 1st and 4th question correct (well, I actually answered the first one by saying that I should put an 'incentive' in the refrigerator first, open the door in view of the giraffe, wait until it leaned inside, and shut the door behind it since there were no specifications as to the size of the refrigerator, my refrigerator in this scenario was huge!).

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