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    -You are pointing out something to your
    husband and refer to it as "the #FFFFFF one!!"
    -when looking through the news paper think of using ctrl-f to find something

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    Or when you start referring to stores in your neighborhoods as merchants. LOL!!!

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    I have caught myself saying "L-O-L" instead of laughing :eek:

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    ... and you feel that the only person that really understands you is your computer...

    ...did I say person...! sheezeeeee! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JadaKiss:
    Or when you start referring to stores in your neighborhoods as merchants. LOL!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    rofl!!! I have dont that too, followed by, "I wonder if they have an affiliate program."

    Vicki [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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    LOL.

    I was in a meeting with my VC and Marketing manager yesterday, When I suddenly wanted to drink water, I got up from the chair and said, "BRB, I'll go and drink some water".

    Pranav.

    [ 04-14-2002: Message edited by: Internet_Guru ]

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    and then when he got back he said "Would you like me to go and pranav those papers for you?" [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    When you dream in regex.

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    Ahhh! A laugh I really need right now!

    When you ask your husband how much bandwidth he thinks the living room is taking up instead of sq footage. AND he replies!

    When you cancel your landline because no one calls you on it anymore..cept those UN people. I keep telling DH it's his village and they want their idiot back. That thing is gone Monday! whooohoooo

    Obsidian

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    lol!
    and when you look for the undo button on the microwave!

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    When you check to make sure that all the telephone wiring in your new house is DSL compliant. LOL!!

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    Phew! I wish I had UNDO when I crashed my car.

    What do you do when your spouse starts bi*chin' at you?

    - You look for the "reset" button.
    - You look for "properties" to change his/her settings.
    - You look for "uninstall".
    - You look for the "remove hardware" or "disable hardware in this profile" button on his/her mouth.
    - You go online and start searching for an updated mouth driver.
    - You try to disable "sharing".
    - You try to permanently delete him/her (SHIFT+DEL)
    - You report a bug at his/her parents.
    - You wonder if you have updated the anti-virus definitions.
    - You check if your firewall is on.

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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    Really! This is TOO funny! If no one cares, I am going to steal it for my newsletter. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SSanf:
    I am going to steal it for my newsletter. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Pranav Jr [img]tongue.gif[/img] (J/K)

    I like this thread also, feel free to use it as you like [img]tongue.gif[/img]

    Haiko

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    OOH! Heyder
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"Would you like me to go and pranav those papers for you?"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> This has to be the best one this year [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I am still laughing [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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    Well...if you guys ever decide to move to Virginia...it's available




    And you know you've spent too much time coding when putting Pranav's name on a vanity plate is actually entertaining

    [ 04-15-2002: Message edited by: TH Media ]

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    when you respond to those spam ads, thinking you really can get Mr. Big... bigger [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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    You know you spend too much time on-line because you think that 'Christine Hall' from Traffic Magnet is a personal friend because she e-mails you daily (ok..so maybe this is just me)

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    When you reply to someone verbally, your fingers start typing your response.

    You stop speaking in full sentences.


    You type faster than you can think

    When filling out your driver's license application, you give your IP address.

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    Computer Jokes - Home on the Web
    (to the tune of "Home on the Range" Lyrics by Peggy Ben-Fay Hu)

    VERSE:
    Oh give me a site
    where the links all work right --
    one that doesn't take too long to load --
    where the text can be seen
    on my 13-inch screen --
    one that offers a "no-Java" mode.

    REFRAIN:
    Home, home on the Web
    on my 486 IBM.
    Please take pity on me --
    I'm still on Netscape 3
    with a 14.4-speed modem!

    VERSE:
    Though your video files
    give your pages some style
    I can't read them upon my PC;
    Massive graphics and sound
    crash my system, I've found,
    so please put in some "alt" tags for me!

    REFRAIN:
    Home, home on the Web
    on my 486 IBM
    Please take pity on me --
    I'm still on Netscape 3
    with a 14.4-speed modem!

    VERSE:
    Please don't ask me to "chat"
    with your favorite cat;
    I don't have an IRC code.
    And don't ask me to buy
    games for Win 95 --
    My PC is way too darn old!

    REFRAIN:
    Home, home on the Web
    on my 486 IBM
    Please take pity on me --
    I'm still on Netscape 3
    with a 14.4-speed modem!
    http://www.amazinghumor.com/jokes/co...ontheweb.shtml

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    Yeah, if your a thief in trouble when the cops are behind you...You say "Esc"

    Or if you need help you go for "F1"

    Man if your emotions get the better of you pls press "Ctrl" to control yourself.

    Could I get an "Alt" for my GF ?

    But I love only one key of them all...Seriously you gotta be liking it as well....Press "Shift+4" and you'll know what I mean

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$


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    You go to sleep and you begin to dream...

    < dream > Add content here < /dream >

    Your dreams do not support frames, javascript, or ActiveX components. Please upgrade your dreams.

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    You do your taxes, there's a checkbox, and you read the instructions as "CLICK here if you..."

    I have said LOL instead of laughing, same as Haiko.

    You see a program on TV that you don't like, and say "Hit X!" instead of "turn it off".

    You actually look for an X to turn it off.

    When something's too small and you look for the Maximize button.


    When someone starts running a chainsaw in the morning and your thought as you wake up is "Mute!" and when that doesn't work, you think "X!"...and you have to wake up all the way to realize that neither of those will work.

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    Thank god for you guys! I was thinking about getting professional help! I am always thinking "mute" when my kids get irritating, have said LOL out loud, but think it more! And If I am working on my site before I got to bed, I find I am actually coding in my head as I go to sleep! I also refer to colors in their numeric form as well!

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    When you try to degause your glasses.
    When you look for the volume control on the kids.
    When you refer mail as spam, and try to forward it too spamcop.
    When you draw a smiley face in the air with your hands, saw a co-worker doing this the other day, hehe.
    I may pranav this for my newsletter also, hehe.

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