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    If you had what I have
    A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Let me have three shots of your finest, 18-year old Scotch."

    So, the bartender pours the shots and the guy immediately gulps them down, one by one.

    The bartender says, "Man, I've never seen anybody drink like that!" To which the guy replies, "Well, you'd drink like that too if you had what I have." The bartender says, "Why? What have you got?" And the guy replies, "Fifty cents."

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonlevine
    A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Let me have three shots of your finest, 18-year old Scotch."

    So, the bartender pours the shots and the guy immediately gulps them down, one by one.

    The bartender says, "Man, I've never seen anybody drink like that!" To which the guy replies, "Well, you'd drink like that too if you had what I have." The bartender says, "Why? What have you got?" And the guy replies, "Fifty cents."
    HA LOL
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