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    Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

    *29 have been accused of spousal abuse

    *7 have been arrested for fraud

    *19 have been accused of writing bad checks

    *117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

    *3 have done time for assault

    *71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

    *14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

    *8 have been arrested for shoplifting

    *21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

    *84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.

    Can you guess which organization this is?

    Give up yet?

    It's the 535 members of the United States Congress - the same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

    Pretty funny eh. NOT.

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    If you ever need a j*b, you'll know where to go! <IMG src=http://www.abestweb.com/ubb/icons/icon38.gif>

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    Leader,

    I'm not sure I understand your comment? :confused:

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    I think she means for Prof to run for congress.

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    Only 7 arrested for fraud???

    I

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    Pete is right, that's what I meant!

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    Leadrer <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Pete is right, that's what I meant!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's kind of what I thought. But, I think Fred is way too much of a nice guy to be a member of congress. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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    hahaha lol this is worse than ours, it must be a dream hehe [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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