View Poll Results: Are you in Love, Lust, or Married?

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  • Love

    5 27.78%
  • Lust

    8 44.44%
  • Married

    11 61.11%
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  1. #1
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    Are You: In Love, Lust Or Married?
    Okay, those of you who know me know this is not like me to post something like this but I just had to share this one. Think this is actually the very first time I have posted something new in this daily chuckle forum (I'm way to serious, I guess).

    Anyway, I appologize if you married folks (I'm one) don't find some of it funny.

    ARE YOU: IN LOVE, LUST OR MARRIED?

    LOVE................when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
    LUST.................when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
    MARRIAGE......when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

    LOVE................when intercourse is called making love.
    LUST.................all other times.
    MARRIAGE......what's intercourse?

    LOVE................when you argue over how many children to have.
    LUST.................when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
    MARRIAGE......when you argue over money.

    LOVE................when you share everything you own.
    LUST.................when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
    MARRIAGE......when the bank owns everything.

    LOVE................when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
    LUST.................when the relationship is over if you don't climax.
    MARRIAGE......what's a climax?

    LOVE................when you phone each other just to say "G'day".
    LUST.................when you phone each other just to organize sex.
    MARRIAGE......when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.

    LOVE................when you write poems about your partner.
    LUST.................when all you write is your phone number.
    MARRIAGE......when all you write is checks.

    LOVE................when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
    LUST.................when you couldn't give a shit.
    MARRIAGE......when your only concern is what's on TV.

    LOVE................when your farewell is "I love you darling ..."
    LUST.................when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
    MARRIAGE......when your farewell is silent.

    LOVE................when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
    LUST.................when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
    MARRIAGE......when you never see each other awake.

    LOVE................when your heart flutters every time you see them.
    LUST.................when your groin twitches every time you see them.
    MARRIAGE......when your wallet empties every time you see them.

    LOVE................when nobody else matters.
    LUST.................when nobody else knows.
    MARRIAGE......when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

    LOVE................when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
    LUST.................when it's just the same mushy old shit.
    MARRIAGE......when you never listen to music.

    LOVE................when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
    LUST.................when staying together is something you try not to think about.
    MARRIAGE......when just getting through today is your only thought.

    LOVE................when you're interested in everything your partner does.
    LUST.................when you're only interested in one thing.
    MARRIAGE......when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score.
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    I read this just to CONFIRM what I already knew

    Thanks 7

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    Lite On The Do, Heavy On The Nuts Donuts's Avatar
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    when I saw "Are You: In Love, Lust Or Married?", i thought it was a poll...

    some days, i'd prefer not to think about or answer that question. especially since the "or" implies you can only pick one.

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    lol, good one Ron!!! A poll would have been fun!!!!

    (none of the above... lol)
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    I tried to go back in and create a poll, but even as a moderator I could not. Yeah, it would have been fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7-days
    I tried to go back in and create a poll, but even as a moderator I could not. Yeah, it would have been fun.
    LOL! The newbie moderator just doesn't know where to look.

    Poll added! I allowed mutiple selections, as I think you can (and should) fit in more than one category.
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    You forgot NONE OF THE ABOVE... lol...
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    Thanks Michael. Perfect!
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    Amazing how accurate this list is........

    Had to be written by a married person...

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