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    OOOPS just realized was an old POST, LOL GethsemeneRose's Avatar
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    Web Sites that Sound Dirty (But Aren't)?
    You have to be careful when you register a domain name! It's sometimes hard to figure out what words are embedded in it if you don't capitalize things well in your advertising:

    Site: GotAHoe.com
    Is really: GoTahoe.com (Lake Tahoe Visitors Bureau)

    Site: PenisLand.net
    Is really: PenIsland.net (sells custom pens)

    Site: TheRapistFinder.com
    Is really: TherapistFinder.com (directory of therapists)

    Site: ExpertSexChange.net
    Is really: ExpertsExchange.net (data base experts site)

    Site: WhorePresents.com
    Is really: WhoRepresents.com (directory of agents and who they represent)

    Site: PowerGenitalia.com
    Is really: PowergenItalia.com (Italian power company)

    Site: MolestationNursery.com
    Is really: MoleStationNursery.com (a plant nursery in Mole Station, Australia)

    Site: DollarSexChange.com
    Is really: DollarsExchange.com (currency trading site)

    and...

    Site: CummingFirst.com
    Is really: CummingFirst.com (yeah, well, it's the Cumming, Georgia, First Methodist Church!)
    :gnome: [URL]www.gethsemenerose.com[/URL] :gnome: As for me and my SITE we shall serve the LORD!

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    Good One!

    maybe sometimes it's BETTER to include the hyphen in your domain address.

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    LOL - crazy stuff.

    Yeah Simcat - hyphens needed ...
    Peace,

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    ROFL! I'm glad I wasn't mid-sip of coffee when I read these!

    You gotta wonder if they realized what they were doing beforehand and thought, "Oh what the hell, nobody will notice," or "Oh what the hell, maybe we'll get a little media attention," or "Oh what the hell, they're just words, they can't hurt anybody."

    You just gotta wonder!

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    Awesome stuff, totally! hehehehehehe
    Gift Shopping Zone Affiliate Program on SAS - 10% per sale with unlimited cookie duration, over 10,000 products.

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    Well, there is always our ABW old time favorite AnalBumCover.com -- An Album Cover
    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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    Comfortably Numb John Powell's Avatar
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    Man I really needed that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhea
    ROFL! I'm glad I wasn't mid-sip of coffee when I read these!
    lol

    AnalBumCover.com -- An Album Cover

    lol

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    Yeah, and don't forget my favorite... Abe's T Web .com

    My first thought was... This is going to be 'Abe's Tee site' (about T-Shirts) when I saw Loxly's post in a CafePress group.

    Kent

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    My favorite was a quite large company in the UK and possibly elsewhere....
    Semen Staines.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    I remember after a merger, a supermarket carried this horrible name for a short period.

    Bi-Lo Quality Foods. Say it out loud.

    Chet

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    Now that was funny! I would pay to see the expression on some of their faces when they read it that way for the first time. The best part is they are active URLs.LOL

    Programming is like sex:

    One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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    Don't forget law offices of Kubicki Draper at KubicKidRaper.com (KubickiDraper.com)

    I wonder what their speciality is!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GethsemeneRose
    Site: CummingFirst.com
    Is really: CummingFirst.com (yeah, well, it's the Cumming, Georgia, First Methodist Church!)
    Oh Lord, someone naive must've come up with that name.. lol

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    Trying REALLY hard not to ROFL right now as I'm at the office... but thanks so much for the giggles - always a pleasure! Those were really good!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GethsemeneRose
    You have to be careful when you register a domain name! It's sometimes hard to figure out what words are embedded in it if you don't capitalize things well in your advertising:

    Site: GotAHoe.com
    Is really: GoTahoe.com (Lake Tahoe Visitors Bureau)

    Site: PenisLand.net
    Is really: PenIsland.net (sells custom pens)

    Site: TheRapistFinder.com
    Is really: TherapistFinder.com (directory of therapists)

    Site: ExpertSexChange.net
    Is really: ExpertsExchange.net (data base experts site)

    Site: WhorePresents.com
    Is really: WhoRepresents.com (directory of agents and who they represent)

    Site: PowerGenitalia.com
    Is really: PowergenItalia.com (Italian power company)

    Site: MolestationNursery.com
    Is really: MoleStationNursery.com (a plant nursery in Mole Station, Australia)

    Site: DollarSexChange.com
    Is really: DollarsExchange.com (currency trading site)

    and...

    Site: CummingFirst.com
    Is really: CummingFirst.com (yeah, well, it's the Cumming, Georgia, First Methodist Church!)

    way too much time on your hands, Very Funny however!

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