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August 23rd, 2006, 06:40 AM #12 4 1 sale: Bill Gates and God & Drug Dealers and Software Developers
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.
Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important.
God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand". God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.
Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.
God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand". God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.
God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"
Bill responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".
Drug dealers: Refer to their clients as "users".
Software developers: Refer to their clients as "users".
DD: "The first one's free!"
SD:"Download a free trial version..."
DD:Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
SD:Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
DD:Strange jargon: "Stick," "Rock," "Dime bag," "E".
SD:Strange jargon: "SCSI," "RTFM," "Java," "ISDN".
DD:Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
SD:Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
DD:Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.
SD:Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.
DD:Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
SD:Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.
DD:Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
SD:DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D.
DD:Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
SD:Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
Last edited by Leader; August 23rd, 2006 at 06:59 AM. Reason: Got rid of smilies that weren't supposed to be there
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