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    This is how I start my morning, with a good laugh
    These are old but worth taking a look at:

    1. Tonya Harding Virus
    Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.

    2. Paul Revere Virus
    Warns of an impending virus infection: 1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:\

    3. Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus
    Instantly turns 1K of disk space into 1 Meg.

    4. Ollie North Virus
    Plays a patriotic .WAV while it shreds your files.

    5. Ronald Reagan Virus
    Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored.

    6. Jane Fonda Virus
    Attacks your hard drive's FAT.

    7. Oprah Winfrey Virus
    Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

    8. AT&T Virus
    Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

    9. MCI Virus
    Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.

    10. Politically Correct Virus
    Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."

    11. Ross Perot Virus
    Activates every component in your system, just before the whole darn thing quits.

    12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus
    Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

    13. Government Economist Virus
    Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

    14. Federal Bureaucrat Virus
    Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all
    of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.

    15. Adam and Eve Virus
    Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer.

    16. Congressional Virus #1
    The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming
    the other side for the problem.

    17. Congressional Virus #2
    Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to
    accomplish anything.

    18. Airline Virus
    You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

    19. PBS Virus
    Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for money.

    20. Jimmy Hoffa Virus
    Your programs can never be found again.

    21. LAPD Virus
    It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense."

    22. O.J. Virus
    It claims that it did not, could not and would not delete two of your files and vows to find the
    virus that did it.

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    LOL. very good one!

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