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    Network Rep & ABW Ambassador Carolyn - ShareASale's Avatar
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    Love kid jokes
    What's brown and sticky?

    Highlight with mouse for answer ---> A STICK!


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    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

    A STICK!

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    Q: What's a witches favorite subject in school?

    A: SPELLING

    Love jokes I can tell my kids
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    What's green and hangs from trees?

    Giraffe Snot!

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MINDsprinter
    What's green and hangs from trees?

    Giraffe Snot!
    Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    OK, clean jokes...

    OK...WHat did the hooker....no....that isn't clean.

    OK...OK...What do elephants and milk have in common?
    .......no.....that one is too rude too. Darn!!

    OK...There once was a man from Nantucket....no...that won't work either.

    OK.....OK.....Here is a good one....How do you make a Cajun crazy?
    ......crap....that one is not nice either.

    I give up. I don't know any G Rated jokes....sorry


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    An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
    Highlight with mouse to see the invisible answer --->The kids were nothing to look at either.
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    The only kid joke I can remember:

    Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

    A: It was rated 'aaarrrrrggghhhh'.
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    It's confirmed. I haven't grown up. I think these jokes are hilarious.

    What do you call a snake who overeacts to everything?

    A: hiss-terical

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    FYI, just read these outloud to Sarah one cube over, and I hear ShareASale Michael groaning in his office. He just yelled out, "Those are painful!" LOL!

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    Ok...so this one is slightly PG-13. But its so funny!

    What kind of bees make milk? (highlight for answers)

    BOOBIES!


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    What do you get when you cross a dog with a chicken?

    Pooched egg.

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    I love these type of jokes

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    Answer: Nacho Cheese! (Not yo' cheese)
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    Rollin!!!!! Love It!!

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    hahahahahaha.... nice way to start a friday....
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    Quote Originally Posted by loxly
    hahahahahaha.... nice way to start a friday....
    Do you meant a fry day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sal
    Do you meant a fry day?

    At McDonald's, maybe...
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    These are udderly horrible.

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    Kid jokes
    If a 4 year old child, born at 4 am eastern time leaves a train station (with both parents) at 11 pm eastern time traveling west at 72 miles per hour, and another child, born at 5 pm pacific time leaves a train station (with only one parent) at 1 am pacific time, traveling east at 63 miles an hour - and the distance between the two stations is exactly two miles less than the Rand McNally listed distance from Alexandria, VA and Seattle, WA.,

    1.) at what time will the trains intersect, given that train (1 eastern time zone) makes a 31 minute, 22 second stop and train (2) makes one hour, four minute and 15 second stop?

    2.) in what time zone will the intersection in (1) above take place?

    I will give my answer on September 23, 2006.... C'Ya then.

    BTW, gifted kids have jokes and riddles too!!!
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    leaves a train station
    Did they get on a train, or did they leave the train station in a car? That could make a difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by webworker
    Did they get on a train, or did they leave the train station in a car? That could make a difference.
    You are trying to out-think yourself. Keep it simple and yes, they were on the train.
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    The answer: there is no way to know what time they intersect because it is not specified if the tracks run paralell to each other!!
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    argh! alan! I thought it was going to be something like the kids never got on the train in the first place!

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    No - I would never stoop to that level Carolyn!! At the MIT school for gifted pre-schoolers almost everyone got it right..

    And hey - Pirate day was Tuesday, time to move on lassie - Arrrrgh..
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