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    Hell
    from one of the affiliates that emailed me this..
    pretty funny

    One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As
    he was wallowing in
    despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.

    The demon asked, "Why so glum?"



    The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in
    hell!"

    "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually
    have a lot of fun
    down here. You a drinking man?"

    "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."



    "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On
    Mondays all we do is drink.
    Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab
    and Fresca We drink
    till we throw up and then we drink some more!"



    The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."

    "You a smoker?" the demon asked.

    "You better believe it!"

    "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest
    cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs
    out! . If you get cancer, no biggie.
    You're already dead, remember?"

    "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"

    The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."

    "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do"

    "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
    Craps, blackjack, roulette,
    poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well,
    you're dead anyhow.
    You into drugs?"

    The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You
    don't mean . . ."



    "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself
    to a great big
    bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size
    of a submarine. You
    can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who
    cares!"

    "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about
    his situation, "I
    never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

    The demon said, "You gay?"

    "No."

    "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

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    Thats a good one!
    KK

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    HA!
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