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September 21st, 2006, 06:51 AM #1
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- May 31st, 2006
- Houston TX
from one of the affiliates that emailed me this..
One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As
he was wallowing in
despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually
have a lot of fun
down here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On
Mondays all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab
and Fresca We drink
till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest
cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs
out! . If you get cancer, no biggie.
You're already dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do"
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
Craps, blackjack, roulette,
poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well,
you're dead anyhow.
You into drugs?"
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You
don't mean . . ."
"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself
to a great big
bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size
of a submarine. You
can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who
"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about
his situation, "I
never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?"
"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"
September 21st, 2006, 08:09 AM #2
Thats a good one!KK
September 21st, 2006, 11:46 AM #3
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