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September 27th, 2006, 12:16 PM #1Explanation of Hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for
how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions
that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you
are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is
more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth
and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume
in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is,
therefore, extinct ... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence
of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting
"Oh, my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"~Michelle
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"Work to become, not to acquire." -- Confucius
September 27th, 2006, 12:30 PM #2
I love this. haha[FONT=Verdana]Chris Gates[/FONT]
September 27th, 2006, 01:45 PM #3
September 28th, 2006, 08:07 PM #4
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Now that's a term paper worth an "A"Webmaster's... Mike and Charlie
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September 28th, 2006, 09:02 PM #5
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I remember seeing this about 20 years ago when I was in Nuclear Power School.:gnome: [URL]www.gethsemenerose.com[/URL] :gnome: As for me and my SITE we shall serve the LORD!
October 5th, 2006, 01:16 PM #6
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You want HELL - you should visit my place right when my 4 kids come home from school.
I live in a (lovable) hell!
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