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    For the snore-ers
    Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save
    money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with
    Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one
    of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

    The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning
    with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
    happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and
    watched him all night."

    The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same
    thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man,what
    happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the
    roof. I watched him all night."

    The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player;
    a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast
    bright-eyed-and-bushy-tailed. "Good morning," he said.

    They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said,"Well,we
    got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good
    night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
    Deborah Carney
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    Network Rep & ABW Ambassador Carolyn - ShareASale's Avatar
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    ahahaah....brilliant!

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    Bahahahaha! Something tells me Uncle Scooter will like this joke, but not quite as much as I do. :-)

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    That is FUNNY!

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    Ha!
    Peace,

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    I have to admit I got this from another ABW'er via email, but I had to post it without waiting for her to... The snorers I know I knew would enjoy it.... And it seems they are.....
    Deborah Carney
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    Sounds familiar
    Thanks , i loved that and needed a good laugh.
    :Todd:

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    Lol!
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    Scooter - does that really work??
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    HA! My husband snores like a beast.

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