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October 8th, 2006, 12:32 PM #1
oldie but a goodie
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- January 18th, 2005
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,
she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a
wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?"
the widow said.
"Just look at you ... you have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
"I rang the door bell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.Deborah Carney
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October 8th, 2006, 03:22 PM #2
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October 13th, 2006, 04:45 PM #3
I thought a doorbell was supposed to ding dong and not the other way around...lol!
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