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    For Poopie the "Kite Man" :)
    A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.
    He throws the kite up in the air, the wind
    Catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth.
    He tries this a few more times with no success.
    All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window,
    Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
    She opens the window and yells to her husband,
    "You need a piece of tail."
    The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,
    "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    LOL good one Deb!
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    I read it and Poopie popped right into my mind!
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    That was a good one!

    I thot of Poopie last night while we were watching the movie "World's Fastest Indian". Anthony Hopkins spends his life making his Indian motocycle go fast - over 200 mph at the end. The little boy next door asked him what would happen if he accidently opened his mouth at that speed. Hopkins laughed and said "Probably blow out the seat of my pants".

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    I don't know how I missed this thread! Deb, thanks for posting it and Judi that's funny too. Kite humor is fun!

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    wondered why you never responded, I thought I even pm'd it to you!!!
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    The slot machine that IS paid! Billy Kay's Avatar
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    The real problem here is that people admit to thinking about Poopie!

    Nothing makes me think of the poopster!

    That said, I'll be at Don laughlin's Riverside this weekend... sitting at the bar we shared drinks... and still not thinking about poopie!

    (But call if you're available and I can not think about you in person)

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