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    When you think you're dead... maybe not
    After a night of heavy drinking, Brian crept into bed beside his wife who
    was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

    When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing
    a long flowing white robe.
    "Who the heck are you?" demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my
    bedroom?"

    The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St. Peter"..
    Brian was stunned, "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much too
    live for, I haven't said good-bye to my family.... you've got to send me
    back right away".

    St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We
    can only send you back as a dog or a h en."

    Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house,
    he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered
    in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

    "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling
    up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?"

    "It's not so bad," replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside
    like I'm about to explode".

    "You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before."

    "Never," replies Brian.

    "Well just relax and let it happen."

    And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out
    from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his
    emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first
    time. When he laid his second egg, the fee ling of happiness was overwhelming
    and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had
    happened to him ...ever!!!

    The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt
    an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting,
    "Brian, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shittin' in the bed!"
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    Brian's married?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carolyn - ShareASale
    Brian's married?!?
    He was... The story is in past tense.

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    lol, a friend sent that to me and I honestly didn't make the connection with the name.... roflmao.....

    where's poopie?
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    that was funny...

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    LOL I NEVER expected the punchline. Too Funny.

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    I'd have to see what Brian's wife looks like, and how they get along. Could be a drunken stooper and laying eggs might be justified!!
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    Lol Lol Lol
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    That reminds me of the story about bean football.

    One kid is spending the night with another kid and they had beans for dinner. The two kids are laying in bed that night when the home kid lets loose a big stinky poot. A few minutes later, another one. His friend says "Man, what's the deal?" The kid replies that it is bean football and they are worth 7 points each and that the friend better catch up because he is down 14-0.

    Well...a while later they are still there, the score is 42-49 when the home kid strains and craps a pile in the bed. "What does that represent?" asks his overnight guest. The kid replies, "Halftime...now we switch sides."


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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleScooter
    That reminds me of the story about bean football.

    One kid is spending the night with another kid and they had beans for dinner. The two kids are laying in bed that night when the home kid lets loose a big stinky poot. A few minutes later, another one. His friend says "Man, what's the deal?" The kid replies that it is bean football and they are worth 7 points each and that the friend better catch up because he is down 14-0.

    Well...a while later they are still there, the score is 42-49 when the home kid strains and craps a pile in the bed. "What does that represent?" asks his overnight guest. The kid replies, "Halftime...now we switch sides."
    HA! LOL
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    Roflmao.............
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    Ya great one I didnt expect the punchline either.

    I was expecting something about experiencing homosexual rooster love for the first time too...

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