Saturday Night Live has to go some to beat this Worldcom hearing...

Bernie Ebbers screws up big time and makes a statement before invoking the fifth.

Duh, Bernie can't do that. To invoke the fifth you can't do anything but say you take the fifth.

I wonder how much he is paying his attorney...get his name and never hire him.

And Jack Grubman is a total joke...he makes an interesting point for Smith Barney

Is there slogan now?

We make money the old fashioned way. We steal it.

Guess we all know where Snare and BeScrewed
went to school - Smith Barney's School For Theives.

Question is did they have to wear purple uniforms?