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    Beer Research - This could be scary, guys (and gals).
    Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

    Therefore, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary.
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    Good one, Beachy! 8 pints should be just about right for that sort of a condition.

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    Date much, fellas?

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    Thanks Beachy .... I enjoyed reviewing the research results.
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    Uncanny isn't it....??
    Heh heh heh. Maybe we shuld add to this reserch, as all men do know a thing or two about getting sloshed.

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    Nice one Beachy
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    Just found this thread.

    Liked two points especially:
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    ...
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.
    I can believe the #4, but #8........... Hmmmmmmmm.....

    Need to test the experiment on myself...

    G.

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    So those are men on The View???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geno Prussakov
    ...Need to test the experiment on myself...

    G.
    Go for it, Geno.

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