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    Member Azam's Avatar
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    Thumbs up Anybody know any affiliate marketing related jokes?
    Just wondering if there are any jokes out there about affiliates

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    The "other" left wing davidh's Avatar
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    There are plenty of jokes about certain ones
    CUSTOM BANNERS by GRAPHICS CANDY ~ Banner Sets and Website Graphics ~ Professional design, reasonable rates
    DESIGNER DOG CHECKS ~ We double-dog dare ya to write one!

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    My favorite is quite popular: "Commission tracking isn't affected."

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    I am sure if you inpute 'affiliate jokes' into google search youll find lots of them on ebay.
    It seem an affiliate joke itself, but its true.

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    The best joke is that, CJ will answer your AAQ tickets within 72 hours.

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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Affiliate Marketer.........

    10. You never know how to answer the question, "What do you do?"

    9. Sleep is for sissies.

    8. You go to work in your jammies - and you don't get fired.

    7. You finally figured out what BHO stands for.

    6. You've actually understood an entire post from ecomcity the first time through.

    5. You spend more on domains than your spouse spends on clothing.

    4. You work with people you've never actually met.

    3. You have a love/hate relationship with at least one network.

    2. You've built an entire web site around products you know nothing about.

    1. You've seen the owner of a network dressed in a Scooby Doo outfit.


    Okay, needs, work, so maybe some other affiliates could come up with top 10 entries, and you could swap out a few.....
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    6. You've actually understood an entire post from ecomcity the first time through.
    Oh man...guess I'm not true blue. It always takes me a couple reads to really get it!
    Jason Rosenbaum
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    elbowcreek, your ten signs would be funny if they weren't so true

    Only one I don't agree with is 3. - should be "hate/hate relationship with most networks".

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