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December 16th, 2006, 12:18 PM #1Irish Joke
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night!"
She said, "Aye, did ya now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife"
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary"
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."~Ernie
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December 16th, 2006, 04:32 PM #3
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Good one.... lololol.Deborah Carney
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December 16th, 2006, 04:56 PM #4Originally Posted by erninator
December 16th, 2006, 04:57 PM #5
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December 16th, 2006, 04:57 PM #6
I see Rexanne reading it... I have a feeling she'll LOVE this one...
December 16th, 2006, 04:58 PM #7Originally Posted by Rexanne
It must be a day of simultaneous posts.
December 17th, 2006, 11:59 AM #8Originally Posted by Geno Prussakov~Ernie
December 18th, 2006, 11:37 AM #9