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    Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

    If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

    If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

    The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

    Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

    The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

    When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty
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    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
    What's wrong with that?

    Many years ago, a couple of friends teach me how to fish so I can go with them every time they go fishing, but since I can't and won't kill a fish, now I can go with them, and help them empty the cooler, so they can put their catch of the day in there.


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    That line is the main reason I posted here..... lolololol... when the Orlando lunch crew gets back I expect some fun reactions to that line.....

    In addition to all the other beer drinking fisherman ABW'ers
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    Quote Originally Posted by loxly
    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    LOL

    If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

    Amen :-)

    The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

    Uh huh

    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

    Nice - Learn to enjoy paying tax and you'll have conquered the ultimate battle. ;-)

    When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty
    LOL - Scary thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by loxly
    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
    I can imagine scott doing that

    good one Deb

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    The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
    The early bird is the beta tester; those who wait get the production version.
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
    But, sometimes the first one to laugh, may get the or or first.






    I know from experience

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    Beer drinking while on a boat in Florida is simply one of the Hazards of fishing for/with affiliates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by loxly
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


    A similar favourite of mine is:

    Make something foolproof and somebody just goes and invents a better idiot.

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