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    Men..... what *they* think... :)
    Why do men fart more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough to
    build up the required pressure.
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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    I married a Miss Right.
    I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
    a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    It's called a Wedding Cake.
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    Women will never be equal to men until they can
    walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
    gut, and still think they are sexy.
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    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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    (I spend too much time with Poopie... lol)

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    Cannot identify with the first four (read: isn't supported by my personal experience).

    However these two are just hilarios & definitely have some truth in it:


    Women will never be equal to men until they can
    walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
    gut, and still think they are sexy.



    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
    Supported both by God's Book, and by some of my life's experience (not with my wife tho').

    Thanks for the good laugh, Deb.

    Geno

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    That is assuming that men "think" at all.

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    Deb.....

    Why are women's feet shorter than a mans?

    It's a genetic evolution thing that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink!

    How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None - it should be open when "she" brings it!


    What is a woman's favorite position for sex?

    Facing Bloomingdale's!!
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    I just saw this on a bumper sticker today:

    All men are animals - Some just make better pets

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    Deb n ALan, you guys just have too much time on your hand.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jmoore61103
    I just saw this on a bumper sticker today:

    All men are animals - Some just make better pets
    LOL love this one Judi :-)
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    Some men are hypocrite!

    They won't allow their wife to go out with other men's,
    but they have no problem going out with other man's wife.

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    That is assuming that men "think" at all.
    We do.

    Just don't ask us to share it.

    You don't want to know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by loxly
    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
    a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    It's called a Wedding Cake.
    I love it
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALH - AmeritrustRx
    Deb.....

    What is a woman's favorite position for sex?

    Facing Bloomingdale's!!
    LOL

    For the women...

    You know how to make your man scream when your having sex?

    pick up the motel room phone and call him at home

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    LOL love this one Judi :-)
    Of course, dear Hubby was with me when I saw it, so I couldn't laugh too hard!

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    Why are Women's minds cleaner than Men's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALH - AmeritrustRx
    Deb.....

    Why are women's feet shorter than a mans?

    It's a genetic evolution thing that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink!

    How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None - it should be open when "she" brings it!
    These were both part of the email I got.... and I deliberately left them off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sal
    Some men are hypocrite!

    They won't allow their wife to go out with other men's,
    but they have no problem going out with other man's wife.
    Cheers,

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    hehe those were great and theres one that i have always heard that women have many faults but men have only 2. Everything they say and everything they do !

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulCuiffo
    hehe those were great and theres one that i have always heard that women have many faults but men have only 2. Everything they say and everything they do !
    Awwwwwwwww not true! Men are wonderful!

    Poor guys have been hearing stuff like this for so long, they're gonna start believing it and then they'll start acting AS IF! LMAO
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    (some men are wonderful... lol... few and far between, but many actually here at ABW!!!!)
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