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    Ladies' night out
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    Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

    Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

    In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again.

    My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What should I do?

    Then the woman in me took over!

    I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.

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    Oh, my, now I'll this image in my head everytime I use my ATM cart. Great! Thanks!!!
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    Whenever I get in that circumstance I manage to forget my PIN

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    Aren't you supposed to write your PIN number down on the back of your ATM card?

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    Aren't you supposed to write your PIN number down on the back of your ATM card?
    Maybe that would work. I've only had the same account for 18 years - you would think..... Just shows you how little I use cash I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmoore61103
    Maybe that would work. I've only had the same account for 18 years - you would think..... Just shows you how little I use cash I guess.
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