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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Another Blond joke
    One winter morning a couple from Indiana were listening to the radio over breakfast.

    They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even- numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

    Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.


    A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

    Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.


    The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the power goes out.

    Norman's wife is very upset and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

    With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blonds exhibit, Norman says...

    "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time ."
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    Loved it !

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    LOL TOOO FUNNNY!

    Here's another blond one:

    Two blonds were sitting on their porch in Gerogia and staring up at the sky getting philosophical. The one blond looks at the other and asks, so what do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?


    The other blond after a second to consider it says "DUH!!!! You can see the moon!"

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    Good one! LOL
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    Good ones. Here's another:

    A blonde, brunette and redhead were walking along the beach when a sea gull swept down and pooped all over the blonde. The brunette said, "Wait here and I'll run up the hill and get some toilet paper". The blonde turns to the redhead and says, "And they call blonds dumb. By the time that brunette returns that sea gull will be long gone."
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    lol

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    "A blond was thinking, hair was getting darker."

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    A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

    When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
    He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.


    The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk.

    Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"


    The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."


    The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"


    The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes."
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    Rex -

    A prisoner gets a letter from his wife saying she wants to plant vegetables in the garden and asks: "what is the best time to plant?"

    The prisoner, knowing the guards read all letters before they are mailed writes: "Whatever you do, don't touch the garden. That's where I hid all of the money!"

    The wife writes back four days later and says: "you won't believe what happened, some men showed up with shovels and dug up the entire garden."

    The husband writes a reply" "now is the time to plant the garden!"
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    heehee...sometimes passive aggression rules.

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