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    Vegas Voice
    A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice in his head, which tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas."

    The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice.

    But the next day, the same thing happens: The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas."

    Again the man ignores the voice, but he’s becoming increasingly upset. This continues day in and day out. Finally, months later and bordering on insanity, he succumbs to the pressure. He quits his job, sells his house, takes his money, and heads to Las Vegas.

    The moment the man gets off the plane in Vegas, the voice tells him, "Go to Harrah’s."

    He hops in a cab and rushes over to the casino, where the voice tells him, "Go to the roulette table."

    The man does as he is told.

    When he gets to the roulette table, the voice tells him, "Put all your money on 17."

    Nervously, the man cashes in all his money for chips and then puts them on 17.

    "Now watch," says the voice.

    The dealer wishes the man good luck and spins the roulette wheel.

    Around and around the ball caroms. The man anxiously watches the ball as it slowly loses speed until finally it settles into number . . . 21.

    The voice says, "F***."
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    Joe,

    I wrote that in my personal journal. It was private. Why did you have to put it on the web?

    I no longer listen to that voice.

    Poopie

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    CPA Network Rep Joe Lilly's Avatar
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    Lol!
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    Very timely!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Lilly

    Again the man ignores the voice, but he’s becoming increasingly upset. This continues day in and day out. Finally, months later and bordering on insanity, he succumbs to the pressure. .
    Are we sure it wasn't his wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derrick Kinsey
    Are we sure it wasn't his wife?
    lol, I thought of that too, but the wife would have wanted to keep the money.... lol
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