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    Math Help for the Affiliate Manager
    The owner of a brand new affiliate management firm was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the State University and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

    The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

    Ya gotta love those college grads...
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    Yup, Sure ... now let me check ... Cagles Mill's Avatar
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    I printed that one out to show my wife. She is taking an algebra course this semester and it has been giving her a lot of headaches.
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    Beachy,

    Thanks for the laugh.

    On a side note, I took a look at your Go Fly a Kite link in your sig. I'm in Maryland, and have many fond memories as a child of going to Ocean City for summer vacation. I'll definitely be checking out your site as I plan to take my own kiddies this summer. Gotta love those Thrasher's fries on the Boardwalk...
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    They need to offer a BONUS for the earrings...

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    Network Rep & ABW Ambassador Carolyn - ShareASale's Avatar
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    I don't get it...

    (kidding)


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    Quote Originally Posted by AM@4checks
    Gotta love those Thrasher's fries on the Boardwalk...
    That's a "for sure."

    Give me a hollar when you head to OC - I'll meet up with you for a Pepsi (or whatever). I live in OC for most of the summer. (A few boardwalk pix here: http://www.octhebeach.com/oc-boardwalk-index.html)
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    it depends if the earrings are clip-ons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by danay
    it depends if the earrings are clip-ons.
    Clipped on to what?

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    nice try!

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