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    >I have looked at your website and think it is a great match...

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    >Boost traffic to your site...

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    >Optimize your site for top 10 positions on major search engines, guaranteed...

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    >Our top affiliates are earning $100,000,000 every month...

    One hundred million dollars a month?

    Geez, the Sultan of Brunei doesn't make that much (Gates might be close, I dunno).

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    LOL!

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I have visited your web site and noticed you are not listed in all the major search engines <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Thank you, not interested.

    I propose a new short-hand: TYNI

    I LIKE IT!

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    The rest I just wasted."

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    You can download this free program and earn money while surfing the nET!

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    You'll have to contact the merchant directly about all payment or sales tracking issues. We just provide the software.

    Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner ..I was on vacation last year.

    Whats a cookie and how would that effect our conversion ratio? We sell millions of dollars per month from our e-catalog and just don'y understand why your shoppers won't buy...Mike Dell

    I don't see why our contracting with Gator and Whenu/ShopNow has anything to do with your conversion ratios.

    We offer you unlimited earning potential by placing our banners on your site with a generious 1% commission. This is paid out every quarter once you meet the 75.00 minimum.

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    Thank you, Not Interested.

    LOL

    That was funny ... hahaha


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    You have been selected to preview this unbelievable offer.

    Friend, your business will never be the same!

    Scott Yant
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Our top affiliates are earning $100,000,000 every month...

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I told them not to mention me in their email campaigns [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    Travel safe
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Affiliate Marketing is built upon honesty. Tracking is not affected. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LOL .. Nice signature [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    WECOME TO THE END,
    SATAN.

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    re: Your Bowels Cleaned

    I love it when total strangers talk about my bowels! Tell me more!!!

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    "Here's the information you requested..."

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    My name is Abudia Abuduba and I ask for your confidential assistiance. My father in law was the nuclear minister of Africa, and during one of the many government upheavals, we found a briefcase containing 900 million dollars. We will kindly deposit 85% into your bank account, just give us your banking details.


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    *LOL*

    We found your MONEY!!!!

    Response to your e-mail!!!

    Yeah, okay.

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