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    Member Azam's Avatar
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    Talking Affiliate jokes
    I've been asking around for affiliate jokes for a newsletter I write, but not had any luck, so thought I'd revise another joke:

    Two affiliates were talking at Affiliate Summit. “Guess what,” says the first affiliate, “I met this gorgeous blonde at the last Affiliate Summit from one of the networks.”

    “What did you do?” says the other affiliate.

    “Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off!”

    “You’re kidding me!” says the second affiliate.

    “Nope.” says affiliate one. “I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her up and put her on my desk, next to my new laptop.”

    “Really?” asked the affiliate. “You got a new laptop?”

    Anybody got any more?

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    LOL - pretty classic - makes us sound like a buncha geeks but I guess we are.
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    This isn't a joke but it made me think of what we all do (and don't do) and smile.

    "Some people see things that are and ask, why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that." - I think it's a partial Carlinism (George Carlin)
    George Carlin
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    Not having to go to w*rk is good and worth smiling for, of course!
    But:
    Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
    Argh, argh, that's the peasant mindset in a sentence.

    But, people shouldn't be going around asking "why," either.
    I'd rather look at the things that never were (but that I want), and say, HOW do I make it happen?
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    I've got loads of jokes about CJ, but I'm not going to tell them on a forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leader
    Not having to go to w*rk is good and worth smiling for, of course!
    But: Argh, argh, that's the peasant mindset in a sentence.

    But, people shouldn't be going around asking "why," either.
    I'd rather look at the things that never were (but that I want), and say, HOW do I make it happen?
    That was my point, inspired by you, Leader.

    "We" are the ones that can make things happen because we're not mired down by "having" to go to "w*rk."
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    That was my point, inspired by you, Leader.
    I thought so I wasn't meaning to flame you.

    But the quote also reminded me that there are people out there who are not only content, but proud to be mindless drones... I was arghing at the peasantry who have no desire to rise above the factory floor.

    Sorry I didn't make myself clearer...sometimes that happens when I post at times like 6:30AM on the way to bed...

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    Q. How many affiliates does it take to change a light bulb?




    A. One, And a parasite to take the credit for changing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by markschok
    Q. How many affiliates does it take to change a light bulb?




    A. One, And a parasite to take the credit for changing it.
    HA!
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    This is not a joke, but one of the funniest sites I have come across: see here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azam
    This is not a joke, but one of the funniest sites I have come across: see here.
    LOL - that's classic
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