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    Laugh it up fuzzball
    A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, "Where have you been?"

    "I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.

    "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."

    "I did alright," the drunk says with a smile.

    "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

    "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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    lol, good one Patrick
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    LMAO, cute
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