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    CPA Network Rep Joe Lilly's Avatar
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    MattMcWilliams Caption Contest
    Ok Matt, or Dubya, or Pedro, or whatever you call yourself now....this is just goofy.




    $25 from my own pocket to the ABWer with the funniest/most entertaining caption, as judged by me. (Unless others want to contribute. Then you get a vote, too.)

    You have until 11.59pm PST, Tuesday, Feb 20. Let the games begin!
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    I'm in for another $50 (via paypal)
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    Oooh.....lox just had a great idea. The contest has changed.

    $25 to the best caption, and
    $25 to the best PHOTOSHOP Job (PG rated, please), from me!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Lilly
    Oooh.....lox just had a great idea. The contest has changed.

    $25 to the best caption, and
    $25 to the best PHOTOSHOP Job (PG rated, please), from me!!!

    Joe, can we make more than one caption post? I have many...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALH - AmeritrustRx
    Joe, can we make more than one caption post? I have many...
    I think you can post as many as you want
    Last edited by Joe Lilly; April 13th, 2007 at 02:19 PM.
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    HometownQuotes is in for $25.00 or $50.00 for most flattering comment LOL

    Joe, this is just too funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by loxly
    I think you can post as many as you want
    But lets make sure Alan doesn't get to have all the fun. Besides, he's campaigning against Matt....


    ....I smell SMEAR tactics!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MattMcWilliams
    HometownQuotes is in for $25.00 or $50.00 for most flattering comment LOL

    Joe, this is just too funny
    in this vein, my contribution.....

    "Buying votes - it's not just for Chicago politicians any more!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Lilly
    in this vein, my contribution.....

    "Buying votes - it's not just for Chicago politicians any more!"
    Got that right

    I need ALL the help I can get bro.
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    Matt #1: "Damn, I look good."

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    "Oh yeah, I got new socks today!"

    "The movie was just OK"

    "Siskel died and all we got was THIS guy?"

    "Woo hoo I won the can of prunes!"

    "Hollywood or Bust"

    "I call this the Exhuberant Hitchhiker"

    "Suck this"
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    "1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a thumb war"

    "Matt gives his approval to the new flavor of Pepsi!"

    "Heeeey" (said like the Fonz)

    "Who likes Creamed Corn? I DO!"
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    Dude...you can't spam your own contest!

    Spoken like a National Geographic narrator....

    "Behind the safety of a two-way mirror, we can see the ever-elusive insurance merchant encouraging himself during ABW "Best Of" voting. If one listens closely, one can almost hear him talking to himself as he stares through the glass of the two way mirror....'YOU CAN DO IT, MATT! EVERYONE AT ABW LOOOOOOOVES YOU!'"
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    As I told lox on IM, I can't help it man...

    They just come to me
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    "I had this stuck up there all day and it isn't even wrinkled"!!

    "Sweet!.. Just got the call, I won my malpractice suit against Extreme Makeover!

    "Golly, Alan you were right! That stuff DOES work for Thumbile Dysfunction!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALH - AmeritrustRx


    "And that's what it looked like after the circumcission!"


    Best one by far!

    There is only one "s" though Alan
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    Quote Originally Posted by MattMcWilliams

    Best one by far! There is only one "s" though Alan
    Actually, there should be NO "S" if it's done right Matty!! Ouch!!
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    Vote for me and Vote today!
    Not, after the twenty two!

    If I don't win on that day,
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    Alan you've inspired this next caption.....








    [deleted it. i can't contribute...i'm a judge! Haiko help me!]
    Last edited by Joe Lilly; February 15th, 2007 at 10:59 PM. Reason: i'm supposed to be judging....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALH - AmeritrustRx
    "Golly, Alan you were right! That stuff DOES work for Thumbile Dysfunction!"
    Watch out, though--if your thumb sticks up like that for more than four hours, I hear you're supposed to call your doctor.

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    Here is my image submission


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    "Mmmmm.... that was the best tasting booger all day"

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    Trying to impress a date at an expensive restaurant... when you find you have to Fart?

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    Call FartPluggers!

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