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    Guts vs Balls
    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the
    difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition
    for each is listed below...

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
    your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
    or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
    having the balls to say: "You're next."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
    there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

    Shawn Kerr (.com) | Disney World | SEC Football

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    Nice definition....have you considered a career with Encarta Dictionary?

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