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February 19th, 2007, 03:57 AM #1Guts vs Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition
for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
February 19th, 2007, 04:19 AM #2
Nice definition....have you considered a career with Encarta Dictionary?
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