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    Talking Poll: Best Telephone Joke -- $200.00 at stake!

    Let the Jokes Poll begin!!

    Following 12 days of jokes acceptance -- all a part of a special program pre-launch preparations -- in this thread, I am now publishing this poll to let you decide who should win the big 200.00 cash prize.

    I've picked one joke for each participating member. You may vote for multiple entries, but you may vote only once (read: first select all of the jokes you want to vote for, and only then hit the "Vote" button). The poll will close in a week.

    Looking forward to your votes!!

    Many thanks in advance,


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    too fun of a contest, thanks geno =0)
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    Thx for running the contest and including my entry

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    Crocket, thank you for posting so many of them in that thread that I had a hard time choosing which one to post (and had to ask you for your preference).

    Quote Originally Posted by Liquidate
    too fun of a contest...
    Wait until you find out who the merchant is!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Geno Prussakov
    ...Wait until you find out who the merchant is! ...
    That's what it all about, eh?

    But this contest, as a warm-up, is great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beachy
    That's what it all about, eh?
    Oh yeah...

    Quote Originally Posted by Beachy
    But this contest, as a warm-up, is great.
    Glad you like it, and wish you luck in the voting!!

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    I was not going to vote because there were too many good jokes to choose from, but I decided to re-read all the 10 jokes that Geno put on the Poll, and I selected three people:

    Crocket, netnow22, and Cagles Mill, but since we can only pick one, I voted for the one that keep everyone here waiting, for almost two hours for the punch line.

    Yea, the one and only Cagles Mill.

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    Btw Cagles Mill, I am sending you my Swiss account #, so you pay me my kick back.







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    Sal, mate, you could've voted for all three of them! The instructions in the first post say: "You may vote for multiple entries, but you may vote only once (read: first select all of the jokes you want to vote for, and only then hit the "Vote" button)".

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    hrmmm is it a merchant who can say or gavault, and I feel freshniked because I was kvetching with manishevitz at the bar while a woman/man walked in making me all dishelveled and faclempt, but I remained a mench and asked him/her if they would mind joining me for a piece of kafilta fish and conversation hahahaha.

    J/K looking forward to seeing who it is. BTW who the heck has been voting for me. Cagles has a great one. not that I mind the votes lol.
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    Mr. Sal wrote:
    I voted for the one that keep everyone here waiting, for almost two hours for the punch line.

    Yea, the one and only Cagles Mill
    Yeah, and you wouldn't believe what an idiot I felt like once I did it. Rather than type the joke in, I copied and pasted it from an old email. Since I trusted the computer to copy correctly, I didn't look over the results that closely and so failed to notice I had not copied the last couple of words.

    Oh well... thanks for the votes from those selecting it. Personally, I think Crocket deserves to win if for no reason than all the entries he put into it.

    I thought the best joke though was Geno's Mental Health Hotline.
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    Is it too early to concede?

    (is Katherine Harris counting the votes?)
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    Since I trusted the computer to copy correctly, I didn't look over the results that closely and so failed to notice I had not copied the last couple of words.
    Don't feel too bad, I being having problems with my mouse lately, and when I try to copy some links, sometimes it misses a opening or closing tag.

    I think I need a new .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cagles Mill
    ...Since I trusted the computer to copy correctly, I didn't look over the results that closely and so failed to notice I had not copied the last couple of words...
    Actually, we got it the first time. My wife is a pre-Kindergarten teacher; she thought it was a hoot.

    If you work around young children a lot, leaving off the "...ME." was no problem at all. In fact it added to the humor...for us.

    And - it is an absolutely a funny joke. Thanks for sharing it.
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    Go Cagles Mill! 16 people have already voted, and you are leading the race!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cagles Mill
    I thought the best joke though was Geno's Mental Health Hotline.
    Thank you. That joke isn't participating in the contest for obvious reasons. I posted it both to add value to the thread, and to bump it...

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    Posted by Rexanne,
    this was not originial but this sure cracked me up http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

    Good one Rexanne!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FairFieldGetaway-EricEwe
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    this was not originial but this sure cracked me up http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

    Good one Rexanne!
    This one was my favorite one, but I haven't included it on a reason. I included only printed text ones (no cartoons, or recordings) in the poll; but that one was 100% the most hilarious one!! Yes, thank you, Rexanne!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Geno Prussakov
    This one was my favorite one, but I haven't included it on a reason. I included only printed text ones (no cartoons, or recordings) in the poll; but that one was 100% the most hilarious one!! Yes, thank you, Rexanne!!


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    Tight chase: Rexanne - 5, Cagles Mill - 5, and three more people following them wtih 4 votes each...

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    5 days of voting left. We need more votes!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geno Prussakov
    5 days of voting left. We need more votes!!

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    yeah I need more votes show me I didn't choose the wrong joke lol

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    Rexanne and Cagles Mill leading the race with 6 votes each...

    Vote to close in 4 days, and there are 200.00 at stake!! We need to see more votes, please!

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    Will somebody please tell Rexanne to stop voting for herself?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geno Prussakov
    5 days of voting left. We need more votes!!

    Geno
    Yes! Yes! Yes!

    More Votes! More Votes! More Votes!

    Vote for ME! Vote for ME! Vote for ME!


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    Rexanne and Cagles Mill now leading the race with 8 votes each!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Geno Prussakov
    ...there are 200.00 at stake!!
    Oh yeah!! ...and there are only a bit over 3 days left for the poll to run!

    Let's see some more votes....

    Geno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cagles Mill
    Will somebody please tell Rexanne to stop voting for herself?
    LOL CM
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