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  1. #1
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    Heres my entry - inspired by Johnniebry! With apologies to Mr Lennon...



    Imagine theres no Google,
    Its easy if you try.
    Nothing but Hell and Overture,
    No need for Johnniebry..
    Imagine all your pagerank
    just drained away..

    Imagine theres no CJ
    It isn't hard to do,
    Nothing but one fat Morpheus
    And no Linkshare too.
    Imagine all the people
    Buying from BeFree..

    Imagine no possessions,
    I know for sure I can,
    Nothing to pay the rent with,
    My life is down the pan,
    Imagine us affiliates
    Working for a change..

    Yaa-aa-aa-aa-hoo

    You may say I'm a screamer
    But I'm not the only one,
    Go check out the Google index
    Then you all can sing along...


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    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] Curious, how did i inspire that?

    May all your ups and downs be in bed

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    I just needed to write something pointless. My apologies to Led Zeppelin and No Quarter……


    Close your app, put out the site.
    You know Google won’t dance tonight.
    Your rank falls hard and don't you know?
    The winds of PR are blowing cold.
    I’ve got deals that are bright and true
    I swap links so they can get through.

    They choose the path where no spider goes.

    But I get no quarter.

    Walking side by side with death, Google mocks my every step
    Google drives back a server that's slow, The dogs of index are howling more
    I carry links that must get through, To get a commission for me and you...

    They choose the path where no spider goes. …


    -wayne

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    Ok thats the 60's and the 70's covered so far.
    Anyone for the eighties?
    Don't make me bring out the Flock of Seagulls or even worse .... Vanilla Ice **Shudder**
    Oh what the heck, its a contest. Some one has to lose so it may as well be me.
    Inspired by Icicle, with my apologies to Icicle, Lennon, the Beatles, Led Zepplein, musicians and anyone with ears .....

    To the tune of Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby.


    all right stop, collaborate and listen.
    morpheus is back with a brand new invention.
    something, grabs our commissions tightly
    taking them places theyre not to go rightly
    will it ever stop,yo I don't know
    Go run off the parasites and I'll glow
    to the extreme Haiko rocks like a vandal
    Lights up a stage and waxes parasites like a candle.

    Dance, go rush the merchants of doom
    before LOP kills your profits like a poisonous mushroom
    tired, of their lame ass melody
    anything less than T.O.S. is a felony
    love it or leave it you better not wait
    Mechants better hit bullseye cause we don't play

    We know there is a problem so CJ go solve it
    Check out linkshare and how they resolve it

    Icicle icicle baby, too cold too cold
    Icicle icicle baby, quoting Lennon too old [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]



    Something strange is afoot at Circle K

    [This message was edited by Popdawg on September 28, 2002 at 02:25 AM.]

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    Watch it, Pop Dawgy Dawg [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    She'll Ice you! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

    AS SEEN ON SE!!!

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    Creedance Clearwater:

    Looking Out My Back Door

    Just got home from parts unknown
    Lock the front door, oh boy!
    Got to sit down, make a page before I rest
    Imagination sets in, pretty soon I'm singin'


    *Goo, Goo, Goo, Google at my front door

    There's a site that's doing cartwheels
    Another that's just been rebuilt
    Look at all the happy pages waitin for the bot
    The key board is a hummin
    The pages they just keep comin


    *Goo, Goo, Goo, Google at my front door

    Meta Tags and Link Pop are playing on the page
    Won't ya please come by and see the blue widgets too?
    Goo, Goo, Goo
    Wondrous apparition provided by Google's magician


    *Goo, Goo, Goo, Google at my front door

    Page Rank and Key Words are playing on the page
    Won't you please tell me when you'll be Googlin too
    Goo, Goo, Goo
    Bother me tommorrow, today I'll have no sorrows

    *Goo, Goo, Goo, Google at my front door


    Vicki [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    Today, we say that when you pick a fight with any of us, you pick a fight with all of us! And that when you push us, we will push back! AFL-CIO

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    Well, johnnie's girls pretty neat, she always eats her meat
    Johnnie is awful strong, bet your life he's putting us on
    Oh google, oh google, you know I need some spidering
    I'm indexed, rank me!

    (CHORUS)
    johnnie, I'm only dancing
    She turns me on, but I'm only dancing
    She turns me on, don't get me wrong
    I'm only dancing

    Oh google bot was quick and clean, robots a well thumbed machine
    I saw you watching out the stats, you're everyone that ever cared
    Oh inktomi, oh inktomi, you know I need some loving
    I'm moving, slurp me!

    CHORUS (x2)

    Dancing, won't someone dance with me?
    Spider me! Ohhh!

    From the original by David Bowie

    Mad Doctor Gfufy

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    With apologies to Frank Zappa...

    I might be movin' to Inktomi soon
    Just to raise me up a crop of
    keyword ranks

    Rankin' 'em up
    Droppin' 'em down
    In a little search box
    known as googletown

    I'd get the checkbook out
    clear the banks,
    And I'd be raisin' my lonely
    keyword ranks

    Raisin' my lonely
    keyword ranks

    Well I just might pay for some PPCs
    But I'd leave the spam stuff
    For somebody else...

    I'd have me a crop
    An' it'd be on top (that's why I'M movin' to)

    Movin' to Inktomi soon
    Gonna be a Search Engine tycoon (yes I am)
    Movin' to Inktomi soon
    Gonna be a swink-lomi flykune

    I'm uppin' the ol'
    keyword rank
    That's payin' for the prairie
    uppin' the rank!
    I upped all day an' all nite an' all
    Afternoon...

    -------
    Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.

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    To the tune of God Save the Queen. The Pistols, not the Anthem.

    God save my site
    It's dropped out of sight

    [can't think of anything else here, so on to the chorus]

    CHORUS:

    NOOOOOOOO PR
    NOOOOOOOO PR
    NOOOOOOOO PR FOR YOU!

    AS SEEN ON SE!!!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> movin' to Inktomi soon
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Genius! Pure Genius! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    AS SEEN ON SE!!!

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    and with further apologies... to everyone...

    I was all right for a while
    I could smile for a while
    But I saw you last night
    At my neighbor's web site
    When you stopped to deepcrawl him
    My rankings fell
    And I could tell that
    I'd be crying over you,
    Crying over you
    Then you spanked my site,
    Left my home page P-R-0h'd,
    P-R-0h'd and crying, crying, crying, crying

    It's hard to understand
    But the loss of your scan can start me crying

    I thought that I was over you
    But it's true, so true
    I love you even more than I did before
    But Google, what can I do?
    For you don't love me
    And I'll always be crying over you, crying over you

    Yes now you're gone
    And from this moment on, I'll be crying, crying, crying, crying
    Yeah, crying, crying over you

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    Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.

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    These are too funny, i started writing something in my GoogleEve post, but was too tired couldn't think straight. I think PopDawgs is the funniest so far.

    May all your ups and downs be in bed

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    This is too funny...we should have set up a
    Vote-a-Thon for this thread lol!

    Head Banging time is Here... positions please!

    Buddy you're a young man hard man
    Shoutin' in the net
    gonna take on the world someday

    You got web on yo' face
    You leave a trace
    Wavin' your banner all over the place

    'We will we will rob you'
    Singin'

    'We will we will rob you'

    Morph you're an old man poor man
    Bleed'n our commiss gonna make you pay some day

    You got mud on your face
    You big disgrace
    Somebody better put you back into your place

    'We will we will rock you'

    Singin'
    'We will we will rock you'

    Everybody

    'We will we will rock you'
    'We will we will rock you'

    Alright


    sincere apologies to all;)

    "I haven't failed, I've just found 10,000 reasons why it doesn't work"
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    You guys are too much! You are giving Wierd Al Yankowitz (sp?) a run for his money here!

    Ron
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    "Keep your hands out of my cookie jar!"

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    &gt; Curious, how did i inspire that?

    Your ability to predict Google!


    I like Cedrics best so far.



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mousejockey:
    This is too funny...we should have set up a
    Vote-a-Thon for this thread lol!

    Head Banging time is Here... positions please!

    Buddy you're a young man hard man
    Shoutin' in the net
    gonna take on the world someday

    You got web on yo' face
    You leave a trace
    Wavin' your banner all over the place

    'We will we will rob you'
    Singin'

    'We will we will rob you'

    Morph you're an old man poor man
    Bleed'n our commiss gonna make you pay some day

    You got mud on your face
    You big disgrace
    Somebody better put you back into your place

    'We will we will rock you'

    Singin'
    'We will we will rock you'

    Everybody

    'We will we will rock you'
    'We will we will rock you'

    Alright


    sincere apologies to all;)

    "I haven't failed, I've just found 10,000 reasons why it doesn't work"
    Thomas Edison<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    FAR OUT!!! PEACE TO ALL...
    this so cool...
    I love rock and roll.
    so this one is my fav. ( so far! ) :-)

    Love Life to the fullest. we only get ONE chance! :-)

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    When is the first annual ABW Grammy's?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>When is the first annual ABW Grammy's?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    LOL
    Gordon says he'll sing these songs to all that attend the ABW conference [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    So it should be the ABW Gramps award. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    Mad Doctor Gfufy

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    I apologize now.....

    Here come old google he come crawling my site
    He got goo-goo goofed up it one screwed update
    He got spam up to his knee
    Got to be a changin the algo all he please

    He PR'0d my best site he got some balls
    He got stinky update he doin freaky-crawls?
    He say "I know you, you know me"
    One thing I can tell you is you're now PR free
    Come together right now & please googly

    He bag ppc he got aol & yahoo
    He got everyone watchin he one bad dancer
    He got spammed up to his knee
    Hold you in his cache you can see his disease
    Come together right now & please googly

    He roller-coaster he gives no warning
    He spanked me sorely he one mojo engine
    He say "One and one and one is three"
    Got to be psychic 'cause he's so hard to please
    Come together right now & please googly

    It's more fun to jump on the trampoline than sit underneath it!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Gordon says he'll sing these songs to all that attend the ABW conference

    So it should be the ABW Gramps award.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well in that case, I think the ABW conference needs to be webcast so those of us who live to far away and can't make it can participate and not miss out! It would really be a shame to miss Gordon's performance. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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    &gt;One thing I can tell you is you're now PR free

    Genius.


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    @ Guffy

    Would you please be so kind as to furnish me with your home postal address?
    I would like to serve you with a summons for slander and defamation of character.

    I take great umbrage at your posting <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> So it should be the ABW Gramps award <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The mere fact I am a grandparent does not give you the right to defame me like you do.

    I look forward to seeing you in court.

    as ever respectfully
    Gordon.

    Travel safe
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    Gordon,
    You will find my contact details in a PT.
    Now it must be named the Grumps.

    I think a webcast would be a great idea.

    Mad Doctor Gfufy

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