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    Relative of devil
    This woman had a husband who had come home drunk every payday.
    He had to walk past a graveyard to reach home.

    She decided to scare him out of his bad ways so one payday she put a white sheet over herself and hid in the graveyard.
    As he was passing she jumped out into the road and at the top of her voice shouted: "Ahoooooooo! Ahoooooooo!".
    Staggering and with slurred speech the man peered at the figure and said: "Who the hell is that?"

    "I am the devil", she replied. The man smiled broadly and advanced with hand outstretched: "Damned pleased to meet you.
    I'm Harold Jones. I married your sister."
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    ABW Ambassador Ron Bechdolt's Avatar
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    An interesting first post for a newbie, but still, Welcome to ABW.
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    I just had to ban this user from my forum for posting these exact same jokes in order to spam their site with their signature.

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    I just banned her, this isn't her first time trying to spam here.

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    ABW Ambassador Ron Bechdolt's Avatar
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    Ahh, that would explain things. I saw she posted a few times but it said she only had on post so far. Was trying to figure that out.

    Thanks, all, for the heads up and catching this one.
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