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    "Chinese Translation"

    Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

    See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao

    Stupid Man - Dum Gai

    Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

    Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!

    Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan

    I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

    I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

    It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

    Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

    That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching

    I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

    This is a tow away zone - No Pah King

    Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

    You are not very bright - Yu So Dum

    I got this for free - Ai No Pei

    I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?

    Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?

    Meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai You Kum Nao

    They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

    Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

    He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

    He is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai


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    LMFFAO

    Then I thought to myself is this a racial slur? Well I don't know if it is or not but damn funny either way. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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    A slur? Not if it is not mean spirited (my opinion only).

    Thank you, Nova [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    All around the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel

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    Don't worry it's not racial...

    I got this one cover.

    lol...

    glad you like it...

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Crankin'_Deelz:
    A slur? Not if it is not mean spirited (my opinion only).

    Thank you, Nova [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    All around the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel
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    Oriental say

    welcum :-)

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    here's another one...
    FYI' I am Asian. lol...
    can you tell? :-)
    I am just in the mood for humor...

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    There is this good ol' barber in some city in the US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

    A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

    An Asian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and barber replies; "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there - a dozen Asians waiting for a free haircut...


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    Ah well, here we go


    A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa.”

    The father said, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?”

    The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”

    The next day grandpa died. Father thought it was a strange coincidence.

    A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: “God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good-bye grandma.

    Next day the grandmother died. My gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

    Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say “God bless mommy and good-bye daddy.”

    He practically went into shock. Couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.
    He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock.

    He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

    When he got home his wife said “I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter?”

    He said “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”

    She said “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch.”

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