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    A very sad announcement
    My wife and I met a charming young woman at a party Haiko threw during the Summit in New York City in 2003. We became friends and have dined together and shared drinks at various events around the country over the years. She has made a life changing decision that we think is not in her best interests.

    In short, Ms. Carolyn Tang will be leaving shareAsale.com and will move to China to head HeilongjiangCPAnetwork.cn. HCPA will offer the best commissions "guaranteed" on the usual offers like Cures for Cancer and XL Implants. But in addition they allow publishers to promote exclusive OFFERS such as:

    FREE Eastern European Wives
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    Michael Hyland Posts Translation Services

    cTang of HCPA will return to America [Miami] this summer to host the Wet T-Shirt Contest during the unsanctioned event known as Parasites For World Peace in South Beach. Rumors are that a noted Las Vegas AM Pundit will officiate. I'm told that SBannie will be there also.

    It is a sad day for Chicago and for all of us with SAS.

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    What's the word? Rhia7's Avatar
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    Sounds like an April Fools joke
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    Tick tock. Where exactly is it midnight already?

    Guess I'll stay clear of the interweb tomorrow. *sigh*

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    Nope You almost got me. I started reading it and I was all set to email her until I thought for a minute. Thought....hmmmm he seems to always know what he's talking about....then hmmmm this doesn't sound right.
    You are bad, bad, bad. You had me for a minute. Shame on you. lol

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    Ah, I was wondering where this year's load of fertilizer was!

    Back the truck up, the compost pile's by the fence.

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    Adam, Adam, Adam. I'm so disappointed.

    Let the beatings commence.
    Who wants first turn with the April Fool's paddle?

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    are you drinking ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anne
    are you drinking ?
    better Q is, what are you smoking??

    care to share it...lol

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Oh BAH Adam - that was cruel! LOL

    Losing Carolyn would be horrible for SAS and for us!

    Carolyn's gonna be pissed when she reads your post!
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    I can't imagine life with out Carolyn. It would be the end of Affiliate Marketing.

    Adam, thank you for bringing us one last Carolyn at SAS day.
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    Good to get the first prank out of the way early.

    Thanks for toughening me up for tomorrow.

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    In short, Ms. Carolyn Tang will be leaving shareAsale.com and will move to China to head HeilongjiangCPAnetwork.cn. HCPA will offer the best commissions "guaranteed" on the usual offers like Cures for Cancer and XL Implants. But in addition they allow publishers to promote exclusive OFFERS such as:

    FREE Eastern European Wives
    eBooks on Cookie Stuffing Made Easy
    Michael Hyland Posts Translation Services
    I want to promote those three offers but, I just went to: HeilongjiangCPAnetwork.cn and they say that they only pay by palpal, and also that the minimum payment is $65.00, so I guess I will have to wait a few days to think about that HeilongjiangCPAnetwork.cn because I don't have a paypal account today.












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    What's going on!

    I just clicked on this link again: FREE Eastern European Wives, and now I am getting a 404 page down for maintenance.





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    lololol, It isn't midnight HERE yet......
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    Good luck Carolyn!! I'm not upset by the news at all.

    Adam, thanks for reminding us all how much we value CT!!

    Happy April Fools Gang!!
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    The slot machine that IS paid! Billy Kay's Avatar
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    I heard Leader got a 9-5 job that starts today also!

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    Well if that well-known pundit can't officiate, I will selflessly volunteer to be a backup

    I'm not sure why nobody believes you Adam, I just found a blog confirming this move, but I lost the link darnit!!


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    I just found a blog confirming this move
    Thats' great Adam. Why didn't you or Haiko PM me of this yesterday. I hate you Haiko, SAS, and CT, infact just hate everyone here. Sick and tired of all the and secret stuff and last minute notices going on around ABW and others.

    As of today we're closed for a week and on Spring Vacation with our kids while we look for some 'get rich quick schemes' on the net and forget about you folks around here.


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    Yup. And I was the first person she called to tell. Right after Brian called to offer me a 52% interest in his network cuz he thinks I'm a great guy.
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    Adam you nearly put me into a fetal position. I was thinking first Cafepress and now this, how much more can I take lol

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    Since the news is out, I can now say that I am going to be Carolyn's partner in this venture.... Look out world here we come!!!!!
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    Moving again Lox? You're killing my address book.
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    Yeah, but the biz card printers love me, everytime I print a new one I change....
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    OK. I guess since I am somewhat new to ABW, I fell for that one flat on my face. As I was reading the post, I was speed dialing Andy and thought, OK...what are the chances of this really happening..Suckered in again, hook, line and sinker...

    That's OK....I'll get everyone back when they come to Miami...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emilio-ARC
    OK. I guess since I am somewhat new to ABW, I fell for that one flat on my face.
    That's because you are so trusting. Remember, you can only trust ME, and you won't fall for this kind of thing EVER again. I would NEVER lie to you.

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