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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Drink WIne!
    Here's a retort to the DMHO post!

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli Bacteria (E. coli)found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.
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    Good point Rexanne!

    Now we need to address the people that drink both, and cause us real headaches...
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    So, I drink lots of wine in the evening and talk tons of stupid. But then the next day I generally wanna drink lots of water. What's that about? Am I trying to compensate talking stupid last night by being full of sh*t next morning?

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    Red wine also prevents heart disease and dementia!! I'd rather have that than poop. *bleah*

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    I suggest you get a better water source, Rexanne!
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leader
    I suggest you get a better water source, Rexanne!
    Or a better wine cellar.
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    LOL Maybe!
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    hmmmm, thanks for the info. Now you have me thinking.....

    I wonder if I ran wine through the coffee maker (instead of water) if the caffeine would negate the alcoholic affects......oh nevermind, what kind of thinking is that, I must be full of sh*t. I'm switching from maxwell house to merlot!
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