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    I can't believe it OMG!

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    Okay . . . I'll bite~! Where are your aliens? Or have you been hitting the pipe a tad too often?

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    If this is a joke, I don't get it .

    What aliens ???

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    Yeah, What aliens?

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    Jeez Heyder, put me out of my misery so I can go to bed - it's 2am over here!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> put me out of my misery so I can go to bed <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Geez, you've got a pretty nice site Micro. You've obviously got better things to do than hang around waiting for some kook to confirm his alien sightings.

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    Heyder,

    Was this just a test to see whose paying attention to all the posts?? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    OMG! Unless he hasn't answered because they already abducted him......

    Heyder, where are you? Phone home!

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    BLFH ..Hayder probably saw his first Neutria herd crossing the Interstate in a bloodied mass of dark sinister furry forms.

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    There are no aliens on this forum. I REPEAT, THERE ARE NO ALIENS. Go back to what you were doing...the alien invasion post was a hoax. THERE ARE NO ALIENS HERE!!!

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    I like Alf, he's cool [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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    Bush would open up a third front

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    To keep this country intact. You bet!!

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    @yintercept ROFL. I'm so tired and now I know I need to get some rest. I read your post about 4 times and just wasn't getting it. Then you avatar finally registered. Serious brain hiccups going on with me. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    @ Mike Man, I haven't seen one of those mass night time crossings in awhile now. A true sight to behold the next morning with about 2 miles of Interstate with hundreds and hundreds of dead neutria on the side of the highway. Definintely not a place you want your car to break down on a hot humid summer day. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] I think we don't get that so much anymore since the Sheriff Harry Lee has volunteered his duputies to use them as target practice, even providing the ammo himself. LOL. You got to love our local law enforcement sometimes. But they rodent problem is better under control now!

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    Oh , almost forgot - We are the last Superpower, we can win any war. As we have throughout our history (lbj's drunken outhouse bombings excluded)



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    If there are aliens, do they have some sort of parasiteware that steals our commissions (Uh...I...mean our Souls)? And if so, should we invite them to the meeting? Who will represent us, the Affiliates when the aliens try to take over our industry - Where is the outcry?

    Has anyone established a list of Merchants that think dealing with Aliens is Okay? I know the networks are in on this, even though they say they are not!

    This is an obvious conspiracy, and it needs to be dealt with ASAP! I nominate Wayne Porter to help understand and deal with these "Creatures."

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    Why are you people concerned with aliens when the latest supermarket tabloid I saw said Saddam had a submarine in Lake Michigan?

    Wow, you people *really* need to get your priorities in order!

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    &gt;&gt;&gt;If there are aliens, do they have some sort of parasiteware that steals our commissions (Uh...I...mean our Souls)?&lt;&lt;&lt;

    No. Programming is frustrating for real aliens. And hiring it done would require too much contact with Earthlings. Therefore all Soul Acquisitions by Aliens are done with more standard means, especially with the Google Ray and Weapons of Mass Advertising. These methods are effective, proven, and do not seem to draw pirahnas.

    That does not change the fact that we Aliens have indeed invaded this Rock you call Earth. But We have better things to do than try to con people into downloading Things. It is much more effective to just say CLICK HERE!

    These words are irresistable by Earthlings. Even a fake link draws clicks just by what it says and how it looks...

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by T-Bone:
    Oh , almost forgot - We are the last Superpower, we can win any war. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I believe this. You guys and gals were great in Independence Day! What would we do without the US armed forces?

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    Well I just hope everyone is alright after everything that's happened. It turns out the aliens had friendly intentions but after GWB ordered an attack they had no choice but to take out a few of our smaller cities.

    Canada made the right decision along with the Swiss by staying out of it.

    The new improved evil Heyder

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    That's because the Canadians really miss that imperial rule! They just need someone - Anyone to rule over them.

    Just try to put your arm around the Queen sometime.

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